My three-year-old cousin is a champ, he's been watching space jam a lot lately, today he needed to go to the toilet and he said to me, "when Michael Jordan needs to go to the toilet he needs to go"
I told him he was Bugs not MJ and then he's like "so who's Lola" and I asked him which girl does he like from playgroup he told me her name was Maryium but she always runs away from him, so I told him to pull her hair, he said he couldn't because he'd get in trouble, and then said "talking is good", but she doesn't like him, I told him that's just how girls are and he should ignore her.