Superthread XXXVII

[Hallatia]

I thought it was the dogs fans who did the stabbing

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah but DL claims not to be a typical Dogs' fan and would have been branded a traitor and stabbed.

 

[Bazal]

Not sure if anyone mentioned it, but it snowed here today.

Secondly, people are merkins and I do not wish to deal with them any longer

Thirdly, forgot how awesome Rise Against are.

 

[Big Pete]

Farah is such a choker, could have won the game but messed it up.

Tigers were dudded but it's about time really. How many times have the refs. favoured them?

2/2 Broncos result was plain frustrating because I knew invariably after that torso s**t the Storm were always going to go and nab the lead. Broncos are just so mentally weak it's embarrassing.

 

[BDR]

Stupid streaming sight, I just got a pop up window for s**tfinder or some shit. There were boobs everywhere and something about f**king a different girl every night.

What the f**k is this shit?

Are you really this new to the internet?

 

[Jobdog]

Not sure if anyone mentioned it, but it snowed here today.

Secondly, people are merkins and I do not wish to deal with them any longer

Thirdly, forgot how awesome Rise Against are.

So you mean it might snow for the Raiders game tomorrow?

 

[Bazal]

Ben Hunt is the second coming of Peter Wallace. Why is Norman not at 6? At least he has something resembling a kicking game. And a running game. And a general football game. Why is Beale not at the back if Hoffman is so poor (which he is atm)?

 

[Bazal]

So you mean it might snow for the Raiders game tomorrow?

Very unlikely. They say this mess will have passed us by then. It is -6 atm, but will probably get to 13 and sunny tomorrow. It's still gonna be f**king cold, but not snowing.

 

[BDR]

Ben Hunt is the second coming of Peter Wallace. Why is Norman not at 6? At least he has something resembling a kicking game. And a running game. And a general football game. Why is Beale not at the back if Hoffman is so poor (which he is atm)?

Norman kicked once tonight, it went right down the throat of the winger, Melbourne spread it and burst upfield.

 

[Big Pete]

I disagree with that.

Hunt's made a difference for us out there and while his game lacks polish at least he's doing the basics right. Not really surprised his kicking game is inconsistent especially considering he's been the back-up hooker since 2010.

Norman has been incredibly ordinary since the rep. period. Better than Wallace who just looks completely licked, but still ridiculously patchy with very little idea. I would have liked him paired with Hunt as he's played his best games with Hunt as his halves partner (both in NRL & NYC) but Wallace seems to have immunity/doesn't want to give Beale a go because he's leaving/doesn't want to give an out of form Hoffman a chance.

 

[Bazal]

Actually he kicked twice, I think...the other went out on the full But he's better than Hunt...he's awful. Was caught on the last three times last week, I don't think he found the grass at all this week. Well, except that weird and shitty little grubber for himself.

 

[Big Pete]

He's been forcing a number of goal line drop outs since he's been promoted and has been giving our backs some good ball.

Which is more than you could have said for Norman in the halves.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Are you really this new to the internet?

I've got the usual dating sites before, but never one promising me I will f**k a new chick every night.

Why does the internet assume everyone's a dude?

 

[dogslife]

Stab DL, he's a Bulldogs' fan so it was only a matter of time before he was going to be stabbed to death anyway.

You'd miss me if I were stabbed to death

Yeah but DL claims not to be a typical Dogs' fan and would have been branded a traitor and stabbed.

Don't post on the kennel, obvs not a real fan

 

[BDR]

Sorry I phrased that poorly, I just meant it was an example of his bad kicking game. He kicked loads of times... none were great though.

I have drafted this post like three times but my mental faculties are too impaired to make it sound better.

 

[Cliffhanger]

My butt muscles are so sore from lunges and split squats yesterday.

 

[BDR]

Butt DOMS is second only to quad DOMS in the overall torture rack hierarchy of muscular pain

 

[Hallatia]

I love Morne Morkel. Just putting that out there

 

[Cliffhanger]

No way, DOMS in your brachialis, or delts is way, way worse.

 

[Hallatia]

kids at school tell me they love me and not just primary kids. High school kids too, am I wrong to find that a bit odd?
They actually say to me "I love you"