Swingers Partys

[Thomas]

Okay.

I've been to one. About 8 or so years ago. I went with this girl I used to shag. She thought it would be a laugh. It wasn't. It was slightly horrifying. It was like the Strathpine RSL but with more grabbiness. We walked in the door after paying a small fee and everyone was fat and old. We were the youngest there by a long way. The hostess was a 5 foot nothing bar-fridge of a woman dripping in gold and estrogen. She offered us a drink and told us to relax which was hard given all eyes were on us. Well, not on me. On the girl I went with. It was a little creepy. The whole night we just sort of moved around the room with our backs to the wall while the fatties got freaky. A few people pawed at us like drunken baboons but we refused their advances and ended up leaving after a few hours. We tried to leave but I tripped over some fat cow getting double teamed by what appeared to be two WW2 veterans. I fell over and my hand went in something sticky. I may have squealed a bit at this point.
All in all a horrible experience. All the people are gross and single guys have to pay through the nose to go on their own. We went home and had awkward shameful sex and didn’t see each other again after that.
Tell ‘Kevin’ I wish him good luck.

 

[PJ Marshal]

sort of like when you bought your first packet of condoms peej "they're for a mate of mine"

if its a swingers party they wont let you in on your own, you'll need a partner so maybe you could try here

make sure when you sign up that you click on man seeking woman

good luck

kevin be nice im trying to get advice for you here

 

[PJ Marshal]

Okay.

I've been to one. About 8 or so years ago. I went with this girl I used to shag. She thought it would be a laugh. It wasn't. It was slightly horrifying. It was like the Strathpine RSL but with more grabbiness. We walked in the door after paying a small fee and everyone was fat and old. We were the youngest there by a long way. The hostess was a 5 foot nothing bar-fridge of a woman dripping in gold and estrogen. She offered us a drink and told us to relax which was hard given all eyes were on us. Well, not on me. On the girl I went with. It was a little creepy. The whole night we just sort of moved around the room with our backs to the wall while the fatties got freaky. A few people pawed at us like drunken baboons but we refused their advances and ended up leaving after a few hours. We tried to leave but I tripped over some fat cow getting double teamed by what appeared to be two WW2 veterans. I fell over and my hand went in something sticky. I may have squealed a bit at this point.
All in all a horrible experience. All the people are gross and single guys have to pay through the nose to go on their own. We went home and had awkward shameful sex and didn’t see each other again after that.
Tell ‘Kevin’ I wish him good luck.

so basically a swingers party is a great way to end a relationship? nice

still that sounds like a pensioners swingers party, something kevin would be into

 

[Pierced Soul]

so "Kevin" what happened at the party?

 

[Dutchy]

Should have called him Darryl.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Okay.

I've been to one. About 8 or so years ago. I went with this girl I used to shag. She thought it would be a laugh. It wasn't. It was slightly horrifying. It was like the Strathpine RSL but with more grabbiness. We walked in the door after paying a small fee and everyone was fat and old. We were the youngest there by a long way. The hostess was a 5 foot nothing bar-fridge of a woman dripping in gold and estrogen. She offered us a drink and told us to relax which was hard given all eyes were on us. Well, not on me. On the girl I went with. It was a little creepy. The whole night we just sort of moved around the room with our backs to the wall while the fatties got freaky. A few people pawed at us like drunken baboons but we refused their advances and ended up leaving after a few hours. We tried to leave but I tripped over some fat cow getting double teamed by what appeared to be two WW2 veterans. I fell over and my hand went in something sticky. I may have squealed a bit at this point.
All in all a horrible experience. All the people are gross and single guys have to pay through the nose to go on their own. We went home and had awkward shameful sex and didn’t see each other again after that.
Tell ‘Kevin’ I wish him good luck.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[OVP]

Okay.

I've been to one. About 8 or so years ago. I went with this girl I used to shag. She thought it would be a laugh. It wasn't. It was slightly horrifying. It was like the Strathpine RSL but with more grabbiness. We walked in the door after paying a small fee and everyone was fat and old. We were the youngest there by a long way. The hostess was a 5 foot nothing bar-fridge of a woman dripping in gold and estrogen. She offered us a drink and told us to relax which was hard given all eyes were on us. Well, not on me. On the girl I went with. It was a little creepy. The whole night we just sort of moved around the room with our backs to the wall while the fatties got freaky. A few people pawed at us like drunken baboons but we refused their advances and ended up leaving after a few hours. We tried to leave but I tripped over some fat cow getting double teamed by what appeared to be two WW2 veterans. I fell over and my hand went in something sticky. I may have squealed a bit at this point.
All in all a horrible experience. All the people are gross and single guys have to pay through the nose to go on their own. We went home and had awkward shameful sex and didn’t see each other again after that.
Tell ‘Kevin’ I wish him good luck.

Were these two at the party ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dubl0fMNZN4

 

[kia ora storm]

Did'nt they sing "500 Miles"..they are from Scotland I think ??.

 

[PJ Marshal]

Well Kevin was pretty impressed by the whole expreience , said he enjoyed the mature company as they fitted his age bracket. Aparently they were serving sardines too....he is trying to get me to go one

 

[Willow]

I don't think Kevin is falling for this, but you've certainly managed to pull Thomas out of the closet.

 

[Thomas]

I don't think Kevin is falling for this, but you've certainly managed to pull Thomas out of the closet.

Oh I was out running around for ages, mate. I want to put that story in my blog but my mother reads it.

A dilemma.

 

[PJ Marshal]

Thomas I appreciate your story as it helped Kevin in leaps and bounds. I just wish others were more forthcoming , we are all friends here

 

[Pierced Soul]

pics or it didnt happen :lol: