Team list Tuesday - Rnd 1 vs Dogs

[strider]

Alvaro not even in the top 21.

Chiefy FTW ... Period!

 

[Jake the snake]

But what about Alvaro's amazing work rate per minutes stats?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[84 Baby]

Harawira tends to impersonate Danny Levi against us. Oh well now it’ll give another Dogs no name a chance to Levi us

 

[Soren Lorenson]

f**k me in the membrane?

That's pretty much right. Or at least equally as right.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

But what about Alvaro's amazing work rate per minutes stats?

We'll see if he's missed if we get a run of possession against us.

But RCG also has a high work rate, plus we can expect fewer minutes from Nrown and give Mahoney and even Paulo a longer rest. There's more than one way to maintain defensive intensity over 80 minutes.

 

[strider]

Yeah CHN out is handy ..... What did they do? Piss on Pay's car wheels?

 

[Mr Parramatta]

Yeah CHN out is handy ..... What did they do? Piss on Pay's car wheels?

Possibly putting on bets.

 

[Mr Parramatta]

Possibly, betting.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bets about who could cover Pay's car wheels with the most piss?

 

[eel01s]

Who reckons Blake will play?

 

[hindy111]

My man is in Terepo BABY

 

[Matty Bhoy]

Who reckons Blake will play?

Surely he is if he’s been named.

 

[Matty Bhoy]

Bets about who could cover Pay's car wheels with the most piss?

Both players rumoured to have been stood down when they sat down to piss on said wheels.

 

[Eelementary]

Peni Terepo? Seriously?

*sigh*

I'm now taking bets on how many tries and/or attacking opportunities he will butcher...

 

[84 Baby]

Peni Terepo? Seriously?

*sigh*

I'm now taking bets on how many tries and/or attacking opportunities he will butcher...

Given Alvaro wasn’t picked, my guess is we’ll be looking to give the bulk of the minutes more than usual to Jnr, RCG, Nrown and Kevans. Plus with Matto/Decore getting middle minutes, I can’t see Torpedo getting not many more than 10ish minutes. @Poupou Escobar can give us Peni’s per minute stats to calculate his likely error potential

 

[Gary Gutful]

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2020/03/10/team-list-eels-v-bulldogs-round-one/

Parramatta Eels
1. Clint Gutherson (c)
2. Maika Sivo
3. Michael Jennings
4. Waqa Blake
5. Blake Ferguson
6. Dylan Brown
7. Mitch Moses
8. Reagan Campbell-Gillard
9. Reed Mahoney
10. Junior Paulo
11. Shaun Lane
12. Ryan Matterson
13. Nathan Brown
Interchange
14. Brad Takairangi
15. Marata Niukore
16. Kane Evans
17. Peni Terepo
18. Will Smith
19. Ray Stone
20. Oregon Kaufusi
21. George Jennings

F**KEN SHIT MERKINS!!!!!

 

[Noise]

According to experts here Alvaro has the best work rate in the competition and was the best defensive prop in the game. Yet he can't even make our top 21. He is bog average.

 

[Bazal]

Terepo is rubbish, not sure what he offers.

Otherwise as expected really

 

[chiefy1]

R.I.P Alvaro

 

[Gronk]

Opening game at the stadium. I might leave work early and catch the lower grades. They’re on right ?