Team v Newcastle ?

[lingard]

lingard will be the subject of a massive police investigation. Then the Chinese will kidnap him for scientific experiments.

Shit. It was just a dream. I suppose the Chinese would never believe that, though. Do you reckon I could hide out at your place for a while?

 

[eels_fan]

Mannah is paying 101-1 for First Tryscorer on Sportsbet. Surely that's worth a lazy fiver?

Juicy for a novelty bet.

Last night Parker was paying $268 to score 2 tries and given he usually plays 80 it was too good to not throw $10 on, didnt come off obviously but too juicy to pass

 

[Chipmunk]

So BA has hinted out that there has been 'an attitude adjustment' this for this game.

http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2015/04/18/arthur_we_ve_had_an_.html

I'm looking forward to see what sort of resolve this team has, or whether talk is just plain cheap.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Suggests a few may well and truely had their butts kicked. Lets see if that method works.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I was hoping the realization that they're a bunch of losers Hayne carried for years wouldn't have hit them this week. In fact, I was betting on it.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Shit. It was just a dream. I suppose the Chinese would never believe that, though. Do you reckon I could hide out at your place for a while?

Sure. But be warned I live between a police station and a Chinese restaurant.

 

[yy_cheng]

China has this program harvesting body parts. Would you like to join Lingard?

About 10 years ago, they found dead people in public toilets with their internal organs like kidneys, liver missing.

 

[lingard]

China has this program harvesting body parts. Would you like to join Lingard?

About 10 years ago, they found dead people in public toilets with their internal organs like kidneys, liver missing.

If I joined that club, what would I get out of it? I don't like kidneys.

 

[Dibs]

If I joined that club, what would I get out of it? I don't like kidneys.

Then that's the club for you. They will remove yours free of charge.

 

[Bigfella]

China has this program harvesting body parts. Would you like to join Lingard?

About 10 years ago, they found dead people in public toilets with their internal organs like kidneys, liver missing.

No wonder they were dead.

 

[yy_cheng]

Maybe you'll get into Valhalla of you joined

 

[lingard]

Then that's the club for you. They will remove yours free of charge.

There must be a catch.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

There must be a catch.

Of course there was a catch. If they dropped it the kidney would get all dirty.

 

[Casper The Ghost]

If I joined that club, what would I get out of it? I don't like kidneys.

Deep fried c**k.

 

[Gronk]

Parramatta Eels Fans ‏@ParraEelsFans 3m3 minutes ago
Late changes for the game today will see Reece Robinson move to fullback, Hoppa to the centres & Takairangi will return #blueandgold

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Parramatta Eels Fans ‏@ParraEelsFans 3m3 minutes ago
Late changes for the game today will see Reece Robinson move to fullback, Hoppa to the centres & Takairangi will return #blueandgold

Oh thank God!! I might yet keep this roof over my head.

 

[IFR33K]

Parramatta Eels Fans ‏@ParraEelsFans 3m3 minutes ago
Late changes for the game today will see Reece Robinson move to fullback, Hoppa to the centres & Takairangi will return #blueandgold

Assuming Paulo is playing today?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Assuming Paulo is playing today?

There's still time for someone to take care of that, Tonya Harding style.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Assuming Paulo is playing today?

There's a rumour going round that we are going to try to pass-off Jnr Paulo as Joseph Paulo. They're both at the hairdressers as we speak.

 

[nackers]

I could put Paulo in my fantasy team , guaranteed to get a season ending injury.