Tha MAGPIE report.

[Macca]

You people might not give a flying f**k, but I am going to report our season to you bludgers anyway.

The Miranda Magpies A2's.

Round 1: Umpiring (bye)

Stay tuned for report from Round 2 vs Taren Point Power (the club that nearly wooed me away from the pies)

Club song (needs improvement)

We are black, we are white,
We are f**king dynamite,
We are the boys from Seymour Shaw

We bowl swing, we bowl zing,
We bowl any f**king thing,
We are the boys from Seymour Shaw

We hit sixes, we hit fours,
We belt the cover off the ball,
We are the boys from Seymour Shaw

We drink beer, we drink rum,
We drink a tidy sum,
We are the boys from Seymour Shaw

We are black, we are white,
We are f**king dynamite,
We are the boys from Seymour Shaw

 

[Twizzle]

Nothing wrong with your club song.

Its fine to report here if you, if you wish and keep it all in this thread

Good luck for the upcoming season.

 

[Macca]

Oh yeah, I'll keep it to this thread mate.

 

[lolesi]

Miranda are shit!

Im in B9's this year, different name rego and all now

Seing as under my real name i aint allowed to play and all.

 

[Macca]

B9's for who? Miranda has a B9 side in. BTW Lolesi, Miranda ain't shit but if you think so, I'll bowl a few balls at you and we'll see if your opinion changes.

 

[lolesi]

Illawong i think? I got no idea really

Haha fire up over Miranda! settle down geez

Id then have a bowl after you, You've got no idea haha

 

[Macca]

Ha ha! Bring your helmet champ. I open the bowling for the A2's and bat up the order when needed. B9's is like backyard cricket.

 

[lolesi]

Haha, i play cause i play for fun with my mates, i could very easily play A grade, i have been taught how to bowl since i was 13 by Lenny Pasco, and played for City 2 years straight against Country, if i was playing under my real details, do you really think i could be playing B9's?

But once again i play cricket to play with my mates, as i cant play Footy with them during winter...

But what is this, i feel like a dickhead! i was having a gentle dig at miranda and you took it to heart and got a little to upset.

Settle down, and do not make assume how good or bad i am at anything.

 

[Macca]

Geez, why does everyone take me so seriously. I even put the tongue emiticon in there to tell you I was joking. I said b9's was like backyard cricket, not that you were a crap player BTW.

GO THE PIES!

 

[lolesi]

B9's for who? Miranda has a B9 side in. BTW Lolesi, Miranda ain't sh*t but if you think so, I'll bowl a few balls at you and we'll see if your opinion changes.

Looks pretty serious to me

Though we should throw the arm over some time, would be good, we also had to umpire this week, its the worst part of cricket.

 

[lolesi]

Would be suprised though there are some good players in the higher grades, just playing with thier mates, but there are alot more shit players, you can tell the good players straight away !

Funny shit

 

[Macca]

Especially when a Black and White shows up and you have to stand at square leg for 4 hours.

Seriously mate, I say that to everyone that talks to me about playing cricket, I am not even that quick, I just move it all over the place. :lol: I probably wouldn't bowl quicker than 120k.

 

[lolesi]

Both times i umpired last year a black and white turned up, i was pissed of big time.

Thats like alot of the old ( ) blokes, most of em come off really short run ups and just rip it in and it goes everywhere, when i was younger and fat like 12 yrs old thats what i would do, and i wouldn't even mean to swing it.
Now im older i can run, i like it better heh

 

[pogo]

there are a great number of incosistencies in this thread!!!!

the miranda club song has NEVER had we hit the cover off the ball in it.................thats unless they have changed it as much as they change their logo!!

as for the other inconsistencies we will have to wait a bit longer before they are exposed.

by the way lolesi playing under an assumed name is poor form indeed..almost as bad as rorting the rego details of new players, and thats something our mate mcsharkie s mates have expertise in!

all in the pursuit of winning a park cricket comp!!!!

it may be someone else in need of a helmet lolesi!!

 

[SirShire]

Why didn't you jump ship McS?

After HSC, I'll have all my mates playing with me again, though I don't know what club. Pies were good, but I heard alot has changed. St Pat's is the WORST club in the comp I'm not sure yet, I'll see how it goes.

Can't wait to get back out there and smash a few bowlers round the park.

 

[lolesi]

I dont wanna win park cricket! last year i came dead last, ask Tadpole! i played against him.

I could not give a shit where we come, as im there to play with my friends...
If we do win the comp! Tough shit, i had fun with my friends, and at B9's, thats all people are there to!

and i dont wear helmets :lol:

 

[Macca]

there are a great number of incosistencies in this thread!!!!

the miranda club song has NEVER had we hit the cover off the ball in it.................thats unless they have changed it as much as they change their logo!!

as for the other inconsistencies we will have to wait a bit longer before they are exposed.

by the way lolesi playing under an assumed name is poor form indeed..almost as bad as rorting the rego details of new players, and thats something our mate mcsharkie s mates have expertise in!

all in the pursuit of winning a park cricket comp!!!!

it may be someone else in need of a helmet lolesi!!

Where are the other inconsistencies Pogo? You can't help yourself can you? Get over it mate.

The song was changed by me. I had a big part in writing the original too if you remember, and since I am still a member of the club and you are not, I'll reserve the right to change it however I like.

As for rorting the rego, I had absolutely nothing to do with that and as far as I know it didn't happen. Just one of your conspiracy theories I reckon.

I didn't think it would take you long to attack this thread. Ha Ha, atleast I got you posting again. :lol:

 

[Macca]

This Saturday will see us take on competition heavyweights Taren Pt Power.

TPP, a side stacked with former A grade magpies and ring ins from several other A grade sides will be very hard to match in both the bowling and batting departments.

It looks as though the 'Pies could go in understrength, so TPP will start heavily backed favourites.

Detalis of week 1 will be posted on Monday.

 

[SirShire]

Go Taren Pt!

 

[Macca]

Salmon, you have obviously been brainwashed by your evil clown mate Pogo. :lol: