The ‘Anything and Everything’ Thread

[roboshark]

I'm glad I ain't the only weird one

 

[shadowboxer]

Honestly, to run into someone from the past like that, I would have no issue with leaving the shopping trolley walking out and going to another supermarket

 

[Ozzi_78]

What about in the first aisle when you pass someone you haven't seen in about 20 years going in the opposite direction and its all "hey mate, haven't seen you in ages" then by the 3rd aisle you and the other person are just giving each other a quick awkward acknowledgement, by aisle 4 you both hate each other because of how awkward its getting so you just stand in front of the sardines in Vegemite for about 5 minutes to let the prick get a few aisles ahead of you.

I’ve had this happen… I get bread and milk and leave.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

I’ve had this happen… I get bread and milk and leave.

My journeys to woolworths and Coles are minimal thankfully, my wife reckons I don't do the shopping correctly or some shit which suits me fine.

 

[Quigs]

I love the local Drakes. It is a meeting place where we solve world problems. And some of me best moves are when I spot those 'Reduced to Clear' stickers. I'm like the dummy half one metre out from the tryline. I am far can hard to stop.

 

[roboshark]

f**king cars that park right next to you when the carpark with 1000 spaces is 95% empty

Go and park somewhere else you f**king flogs

 

[shadowboxer]

f**king cars that park right next to you when the carpark with 1000 spaces is 95% empty

Go and park somewhere else you f**king flogs

On the rare occasion I have to go to Westfield Miranda, I go straight to the roof and park in that undercover area at the eastern end of the joint. Generally you’ll get limited patrons parking there outside of Xmas etc. Why? Dunno maybe having my car door dinged or the fact you get caught in the Westfield concrete tornado whilst hopeless f-wit drivers try and park their cars…

I have noted when I return, there is some knob parked right next to my old rig.
Maybe the flog driver believes the cars can converse / chat whilst its owners are shopping or maybe they are just idiotic.
That’s for listening

 

[Cheese sandwich]

f**king cars that park right next to you when the carpark with 1000 spaces is 95% empty

Go and park somewhere else you f**king flogs

Robbo, have you had to go to the shopping centre 2 days in a row? That's reason to fume

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Actually I just realised you're robo not robbo. I've been saying robbo in my head all this time.

 

[bad boy bubby]

This thread is turning into the Petty things that give ya the shits thread.
Is a merge on the cards?

Call it:
"This Dargon Life"

 

[Ozzi_78]

Oh shit it is too.

 

[roboshark]

Actually I just realised you're robo not robbo. I've been saying robbo in my head all this time.

Get it right will ya FFS. Bet you are the bloke that wanted the cracker barrel yesterday. You are cheese after all

 

[roboshark]

Oh

This thread is turning into the Petty things that give ya the shits thread.
Is a merge on the cards?

Call it:
"This Dargon Life"

I thought I was posting in that thread. Hahahah

Sorry boss

 

[Since 73]

Posting in the wrong thread gives me the shits.
Is that petty?

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Get it right will ya FFS. Bet you are the bloke that wanted the cracker barrel yesterday. You are cheese after all

I am partial to a bit of cracker barrel

 

[roboshark]

I am partial to a bit of cracker barrel

Was just kidding buddy

 

[Since 73]

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[bad boy bubby]

Former NRL star Matt Utai is fighting for life after being shot twice in an early morning attack in Sydney’s south west.
Emergency services were called to Macquarie St in Greenacre shortly before 6am following reports of a shooting.

The Bulldogs premiership player from 2004 was shot in the stomach and leg in the attack

Utai was rushed to hospital in a critical condition.

Police were told he had been shot by occupants of an SUV before they fled the scene.

Paramedics treated him at the scene before he was rushed to hospital.

A short time later, emergency services were called to Samuel St in Wiley Park after reports of a car fire. Police arrived to find an SUV well alight.

Brett Finch misses a tackle on with Matt Utai in the Grand Final match. Utai, who was shot in Greenacre on Tuesday starred in that game, scoring two tries.

Matt Utai scores try during Canterbury Bulldogs v Sydney Roosters NRL Grand Final
Fire and Rescue NSW crews extinguished the blaze and the vehicle was seized for forensic examination.

Crime scenes have been established at both locations, with Bankstown detectives launching an investigation and treating the shooting and car fire as linked.

Inquiries are ongoing.

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[Ozzi_78]

Still a family club.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Stole this idea off another sport forum… give me your most amusing team moniker. It has to be based on something they are known for or something that is maybe self deprecating but funny. Can be NRL but doesn’t have to be.

For example… we could be the Cronulla Riots instead of sharks.