The All New Declared Idiot Thread

[madunit]

I married a die hard sharks fan (even though i supported both them & balmain sine 88)

I'll take #5993.

 

[webShark]

Who manages the idiot numbers? I'll take 57. Let me know if I got it. Whoever.

Or can you just assign one yourself.

 

[snoozer]

Declared Idiot #0 - Qld- Sharkie
Declared Idiot #1 - Roper
Declared Idiot #2 - facedown
Declared Idiot #3.14 - Sheros los Deros
Declared Idiot #4 - ghoti
Declared Idiot #5 - NikkiShark
Declared Idiot #7 - Since 73
Declared Idiot #8 - SHARK-SPURS
Declared Idiot #9 - shark_girl
Declared Idiot #10 - 30 Year Sharkie
Declared Idiot #12 - ++ Gregos v.4
Declared Idiot #13 - Russle crowes band's
Declared Idiot #15 - gregstar
Declared Idiot #16 - MC84
Declared Idiot #17 - DJDL
Declared Idiot #19 - Special K
Declared Idiot #20 - azzah72
Declared Idiot #21 - imasharkie
Declared Idiot #23 - jc155776
Declared Idiot #24 - j0rd0_ShArKs
Declared Idiot #25 - sharks4ever
Declared Idiot #26 - Gowerz
Declared Idiot #28 - dolph_sharkphin
Declared Idiot #33 - Inferno
Declared Idiot #34 - BatteredFlake
Declared Idiot #35 - cb4
Declared Idiot #37 - Windy70
Declared Idiot #38 - roboshark
Declared Idiot #40 - The Shire
Declared Idiot #41 - coolumsharkie
Declared Idiot #44 - Ausguy
Declared Idiot #45 - veryhappyshark
Declared Idiot #55 - Go Nulla
Declared Idiot #61 - Coastal Shark
Declared Idiot #62 - Chondricthyes
Declared Idiot #64 - Bastard_Squad
Declared Idiot #66 - bluemazda
Declared Idiot #67 - gunnamatta bay
Declared Idiot #68 - sydneysharkbrisbane68
Declared Idiot #69 - Frenzy
Declared Idiot #70 - tom of poland
Declared Idiot #71 - Havoc
Declared Idiot #73 - fizman
Declared Idiot #77 - Maccas4177
Declared Idiot #78 - The Popper
Declared Idiot #79 - black,white & blue
Declared Idiot #86 - bad boy bubby
Declared Idiot #87 - island pro
Declared Idiot #88 - Quigs
Declared Idiot #89 - chiana
Declared Idiot #91 - Frailty
Declared Idiot #94 - steveb69
Declared Idiot #95 - White Poiner
Declared Idiot #96 - Feej
Declared Idiot #99 - Fuddy
Declared Idiot #100 - Sharkie73
Declared Idiot #101 - The Dodger
Declared Idiot #142 - Dave Q
Declared Idiot #202 - warren
Declared Idiot #222 - Raging Rabbit
Declared Idiot #231 - Miller Lite
Declared Idiot #500 - zeppelin
Declared Idiot #666 - Nullajet
Declared Idiot #888 - Tadpole
Declared Idiot #999 - panfashark
Declared Idiot #1957 - Qld Shark
Declared Idiot #1967 - squiddy
Declared Idiot #1970 - Tucky
Declared Idiot #1972 - sladden road
Declared Idiot #1975 - bluey
Declared Idiot #1975b - millersnose
Declared Idiot #1976 - DJShaksta
Declared Idiot #1985 - Pie Floater
Declared Idiot #1986 - runatme
Declared Idiot #1990 - Vossy
Declared Idiot #1999 - sharks8601
Declared Idiot #2000 - Dean Moriarty
Declared Idiot #2002 - Pig Champion
Declared Idiot #2006 - Surely
Declared Idiot #2007 - bull shark
Declared Idiot #101010 - blacktip-reefy
Declared Idiot #192999 - shaggs








Missed it by thaaaat much.....

Apologies all around.
Take another shot, snoozer

we did a thread a couple of years back and i was 77 in that(been in the sig since then) but i'll take 1977 instead.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Is idiocy contagious? Can children contract it from their parents?

 

[bad boy bubby]

Righto, I feel like an idiot supporting this shambles of a club. If there's no objections you can put me in at #14 (my fave number... seems like 'fate' that it's still available).

And I should be down for #76 too btw.

I know I don't post here as often as some of you but I read your cr@p everyday and bleed black, white and blue.

Put me down for #98 if it has not been taken.

Fizzgig

I married a die hard sharks fan (even though i supported both them & balmain sine 88)

I'll take #5993.

Who manages the idiot numbers? I'll take 57. Let me know if I got it. Whoever.

Or can you just assign one yourself.

we did a thread a couple of years back and i was 77 in that(been in the sig since then) but i'll take 1977 instead.

Declared Idiot #0 - Qld- Sharkie
Declared Idiot #1 - Roper
Declared Idiot #2 - facedown
Declared Idiot #3.14 - Sheros los Deros
Declared Idiot #4 - ghoti
Declared Idiot #5 - NikkiShark
Declared Idiot #7 - Since 73
Declared Idiot #8 - SHARK-SPURS
Declared Idiot #9 - shark_girl
Declared Idiot #10 - 30 Year Sharkie
Declared Idiot #12 - ++ Gregos v.4
Declared Idiot #13 - Russle crowes band's
Declared Idiot #14 - Madsharkie
Declared Idiot #15 - gregstar
Declared Idiot #16 - MC84
Declared Idiot #17 - DJDL
Declared Idiot #19 - Special K
Declared Idiot #20 - azzah72
Declared Idiot #21 - imasharkie
Declared Idiot #23 - jc155776
Declared Idiot #24 - j0rd0_ShArKs
Declared Idiot #25 - sharks4ever
Declared Idiot #26 - Gowerz
Declared Idiot #28 - dolph_sharkphin
Declared Idiot #33 - Inferno
Declared Idiot #34 - BatteredFlake
Declared Idiot #35 - cb4
Declared Idiot #37 - Windy70
Declared Idiot #38 - roboshark
Declared Idiot #40 - The Shire
Declared Idiot #41 - coolumsharkie
Declared Idiot #44 - Ausguy
Declared Idiot #45 - veryhappyshark
Declared Idiot #55 - Go Nulla
Declared Idiot #57 - webShark
Declared Idiot #61 - Coastal Shark
Declared Idiot #62 - Chondricthyes
Declared Idiot #64 - Bastard_Squad
Declared Idiot #66 - bluemazda
Declared Idiot #67 - gunnamatta bay
Declared Idiot #68 - sydneysharkbrisbane68
Declared Idiot #69 - Frenzy
Declared Idiot #70 - tom of poland
Declared Idiot #71 - Havoc
Declared Idiot #73 - fizman
Declared Idiot #76 - chewsta
Declared Idiot #77 - Maccas4177
Declared Idiot #78 - The Popper
Declared Idiot #79 - black,white & blue
Declared Idiot #86 - bad boy bubby
Declared Idiot #87 - island pro
Declared Idiot #88 - Quigs
Declared Idiot #89 - chiana
Declared Idiot #91 - Frailty
Declared Idiot #94 - steveb69
Declared Idiot #95 - White Poiner
Declared Idiot #96 - Feej
Declared Idiot #99 - Fuddy
Declared Idiot #100 - Sharkie73
Declared Idiot #101 - The Dodger
Declared Idiot #142 - Dave Q
Declared Idiot #202 - warren
Declared Idiot #222 - Raging Rabbit
Declared Idiot #231 - Miller Lite
Declared Idiot #500 - zeppelin
Declared Idiot #666 - Nullajet
Declared Idiot #888 - Tadpole
Declared Idiot #999 - panfashark
Declared Idiot #1957 - Qld Shark
Declared Idiot #1967 - squiddy
Declared Idiot #1970 - Tucky
Declared Idiot #1972 - sladden road
Declared Idiot #1975 - bluey
Declared Idiot #1975b - millersnose
Declared Idiot #1976 - DJShaksta
Declared Idiot #1977 - snoozer
Declared Idiot #1985 - Pie Floater
Declared Idiot #1986 - runatme
Declared Idiot #1990 - Vossy
Declared Idiot #1999 - sharks8601
Declared Idiot #2000 - Dean Moriarty
Declared Idiot #2002 - Pig Champion
Declared Idiot #2006 - Surely
Declared Idiot #2007 - bull shark
Declared Idiot #5993 - madunit
Declared Idiot #101010 - blacktip-reefy
Declared Idiot #192999 - shaggs




I am just the caretaker, it is Frenzy's baby. He can have the key back whenever he wishes.

There has been many a missing thread and number over the years but we are the Declared Idiots, if we didnt lose ourselves in our own threads and forum where else would we get lost?

 

[Frenzy.]

You're doing a fine job BBB.

The list is impressive.

There are a lot of villages missing their idiots as we wile away our years in this Sharks supporter folly.

 

[Frenzy.]

Found us a theme song. An old Mike Batt number from the concept album Tarot Suite. The one MMM stole their first promo tune. Some of the lyrics are quite apt and the story is a bit Shark Fan like.

[youtube]RB1TVhvxSAw[/youtube]



"With the eyes of a fool", he said,
"You see the state you're in,
And still you stumble through your stupid life,
Still you laugh and grin;
Vagabond on a winding road
That only leads you down,
Blind to the dangers and dismay
That wipe the innocent smile away
From the face of a laughing clown."
Imbecile, you are acting like a fool again,
In a world of thieves all ready to run you down,
Imbecile, they are waiting till you make the first mistake,
And you're going to make it,
That's why I'll always call you an Imbecile.
"You weren't always a sorcerer,"
The Joker then replied,
"It seems to me you learned it on the way,
You lived by tricks and lies;
Standing around in your juggler's gown,
There seems no reason why;
Flashing your eyes and casting spells
With candles and signs and magic bells,
Oh, you are the fool, not I."
Imbecile, you can call me that if you feel the need,
But life is short and I am living it while I can.
If it rains, I'll get wet but in the sunshine I'll be dry,
It is you who are foolish,
Just 'cause I laugh don't call me an Imbecile.
"We both are right" said the sorcerer,
"And both of us are wrong,
For though we walk this road we don't know where it leads,
We only know it's long.
You have something to learn from me,
And I can learn from you;
You with your jokes and simple plans
And me with my tricks and sleight of hands,
Together we could get through."
Imbecile, we are dancing down a darkened road,
Though the stars are out, not one of us knows the way
Imbeciles up ahead of us and millions more behind,
And we're laughing and smiling,
That's why I say we're all of us Imbeciles.

 

[madunit]

I was gonna use this one

[youtube]2cNsmt2YZXA[/youtube]

How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun,
At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.

How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet.

I tiptoe down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddenly a scream,
Smashes through my dream,
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of an asylum,
(But mother I play so beautifully, listen. ha ha)
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of the asylum,
Hey you, you're such a pedant,
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a caravan sign.

But I still love you, still love you,
Oooh how sweet to be an idiot,
How sweet. how sweet. How sweet.

 

[Frenzy.]

A nice alternative this old Monty Python song but it doesn't have jugglers. George Roper, the catalyst for Declared Idiots, loved his juggling.

Hahahaha

 

[madunit]

i can juggle

 

[Frenzy.]

i can juggle

Then you, my good friend, are a special kind of idiot.

ALL HAIL THE JUGGLER!

LOLOL

 

[chewsta]

Who manages the idiot numbers? I'll take 57. Let me know if I got it. Whoever.

Or can you just assign one yourself.

It will have to be assessed by the new board.
Dont expect them to get back to you Webby.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Missing a couple of old but new idiots from the previous page bubby.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Missing a couple of old but new idiots from the previous page bubby.

Wot can I say?? I am Los Idioto








Declared Idiot #0 - Qld- Sharkie
Declared Idiot #1 - Roper
Declared Idiot #2 - facedown
Declared Idiot #3.14 - Sheros los Deros
Declared Idiot #4 - ghoti
Declared Idiot #5 - NikkiShark
Declared Idiot #7 - Since 73
Declared Idiot #8 - SHARK-SPURS
Declared Idiot #9 - shark_girl
Declared Idiot #10 - 30 Year Sharkie
Declared Idiot #12 - ++ Gregos v.4
Declared Idiot #13 - Russle crowes band's
Declared Idiot #14 - Madsharkie
Declared Idiot #15 - gregstar
Declared Idiot #16 - MC84
Declared Idiot #17 - DJDL
Declared Idiot #19 - Special K
Declared Idiot #20 - azzah72
Declared Idiot #21 - imasharkie
Declared Idiot #23 - jc155776
Declared Idiot #24 - j0rd0_ShArKs
Declared Idiot #25 - sharks4ever
Declared Idiot #26 - Gowerz
Declared Idiot #28 - dolph_sharkphin
Declared Idiot #33 - Inferno
Declared Idiot #34 - BatteredFlake
Declared Idiot #35 - cb4
Declared Idiot #37 - Windy70
Declared Idiot #38 - roboshark
Declared Idiot #40 - The Shire
Declared Idiot #41 - coolumsharkie
Declared Idiot #44 - Ausguy
Declared Idiot #45 - veryhappyshark
Declared Idiot #55 - Go Nulla
Declared Idiot #57 - webShark
Declared Idiot #61 - Coastal Shark
Declared Idiot #62 - Chondricthyes
Declared Idiot #64 - Bastard_Squad
Declared Idiot #66 - bluemazda
Declared Idiot #67 - gunnamatta bay
Declared Idiot #68 - sydneysharkbrisbane68 = THE MESSIAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Declared Idiot #69 - Frenzy
Declared Idiot #70 - tom of poland
Declared Idiot #71 - Havoc
Declared Idiot #73 - fizman
Declared Idiot #76 - chewsta
Declared Idiot #77 - Maccas4177
Declared Idiot #78 - The Popper
Declared Idiot #79 - black,white & blue
Declared Idiot #86 - bad boy bubby
Declared Idiot #87 - island pro
Declared Idiot #88 - Quigs
Declared Idiot #89 - chiana
Declared Idiot #91 - Frailty
Declared Idiot #94 - steveb69
Declared Idiot #95 - White Poiner
Declared Idiot #96 - Feej
Declared Idiot #98 - fizzgig
Declared Idiot #99 - Fuddy
Declared Idiot #100 - Sharkie73
Declared Idiot #101 - The Dodger
Declared Idiot #113 - stevie013
Declared Idiot #142 - Dave Q
Declared Idiot #202 - warren
Declared Idiot #222 - Raging Rabbit
Declared Idiot #231 - Miller Lite
Declared Idiot #328 - Rubiks
Declared Idiot #500 - zeppelin
Declared Idiot #666 - Nullajet
Declared Idiot #888 - Tadpole
Declared Idiot #999 - panfashark
Declared Idiot #1957 - Qld Shark
Declared Idiot #1966 - Vin Fizz
Declared Idiot #1967 - squiddy
Declared Idiot #1970 - Tucky
Declared Idiot #1972 - sladden road
Declared Idiot #1975 - bluey
Declared Idiot #1975b - millersnose
Declared Idiot #1976 - DJShaksta
Declared Idiot #1977 - snoozer
Declared Idiot #1985 - Pie Floater
Declared Idiot #1986 - runatme
Declared Idiot #1990 - Vossy
Declared Idiot #1999 - sharks8601
Declared Idiot #2000 - Dean Moriarty
Declared Idiot #2002 - Pig Champion
Declared Idiot #2006 - Surely
Declared Idiot #2007 - bull shark
Declared Idiot #5993 - madunit
Declared Idiot #101010 - blacktip-reefy
Declared Idiot #192999 - shaggs

 

[tom of poland]

I'm still around and still a believer.
Given our reserves and U20s are both undefeated.
I've watched other clubs like Penrith and Parramatta and Eastern Suburbs (in the old days) squander far more money than us on achieveing far worse results.
If we were getting the same results with a full roster of players and not minus 8 first graders, then I'd be worried.

 

[madunit]

Then you, my good friend, are a special kind of idiot.

ALL HAIL THE JUGGLER!

LOLOL

A dribbling juggler at that.

 

[Frenzy.]

It's high time this got another run

We're taking new members and stalwarts can renew their vows

Get on board ya morons

 

[Frenzy.]

Need the song back

 

[Frenzy.]

 

[fizman]

I expect that “Declared Idiot #2016” is retired and not to be used.