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></span> <span>> Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,were a
New
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lace><span>Zealand</span></st1
lace><span> guy, an Australian guy, a young blonde lady and a little old
lady.
> > The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of
a
> > loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the New Zealander
> > has a big red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
> >
> > The old lady thinks: That New Zealander must have groped the blonde in
the
> > dark, and she slapped his cheek.
> >
> > The blonde thinks: That New Zealander must have tried to grope me in
the
> > dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
> >
> > The New Zealander thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in
> > the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
> >
> > The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
> > that KIWI again.
> >
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