The Best Simpsons Clip

[Bulldog Force]

http://www.videosift.com/video/No-TV-No-Beer-Make-Homer-Something-Something

 

[Eelementary]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17P8ie6wnC4


Couldn't find the clip for THE best Simpsons moment ever:

Homer: Not everything! I believe we still have the issue of the whereabouts of Maude Flanders!

Maude: I'm right here, Homer.

Homer: Oh, I see! Well, then - everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! What? Sorry if I sounded sarcastic!

 

[Aaron_sfas]

Homer: Besides, every time i learn something new, it pushes old stuff out of my brain... like the time i took that wine making course and forgot how to drive

Marge: That was because you were drunk

Homer: And how

 

[Ron Jeremy]

hahahahahaha

Can someone find me the clip of Mr Plow where Grandpa Simpson is old man winter, Homer boots him up the arse in their commercial for it, still a moment that cracks me up all the time.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

found it!!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=YBjTIXQmkEM

just love it how Homer has too boot him up the arse even though he was leaving lol

 

[simmo1]

When Homer is getting health insurance (I think)

Insurance Officer: Do you smoke?

Homer: Yes

Marge: No you don't

Homer: Shhhh, she'll think I'm cool.

 

[Choppies]

The scene in the hockey episode.
Homer: Alright pie if you get eaten it's your own fault.

 

[Azkatro]

So I say.. "Kiss my asphalt!"

One of my favourites is when Homer is at work and imagines there are clowns entertaining him in his office, when really it's a bunch of people on fire. And in his dreamy state he mutters .. "Clowns are funny...."

 

[Bicey_18]

The Ramones singing at Burns's Bday....

Ramones:Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday to you!! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday Burnsy, happy birthday to you! Go to hell ya old bastard! Hey I think they liked us!

Burns: Have the rolling stones killed...

Smithers: But sir..

Burns: Do as i say!

 

[Thomas]

Or when Homer is trying to get all of the family's savings from the bank and goes behind a plant to get Marge's signature.

"Daddy, ask the man for some candy...".

I lol everytime

 

[Red Bear]

One of my favourite scenes is after Skinner gets fired i think, when he tells apu his idea for the great american novel, which is basically jurassic park, and calls it billy and the clonosaurus, and Apu absolutely rips on him for about 20 minutes. Gold

 

[CliffyIsGod]

Steamed clams.

 

[Frederick]

Homer: "I'm alive! And it's all thanks to this feisty feline"

Lisa: "Daaad, feline means cat"

Homer: "Elephant, honey. It's an elephant"

 

[axl rose]

[SIZE=-1][SIZE=-1]Homer and Marge going to their high school reunion.

Homer: It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.


Marge: That wasn't you, that was Happy Days!


Homer: No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back
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[Chook Norris]

*when Bart is caught stealing*
Homer: OK, I've figured the boys punishment. First, no leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

 

[hellteam]

Marge: Bart and Lisa, time for church !
Milhouse Mum: Milhouse, time for church !
Jewish Guy: Hey Shlomo, time for your violin lesson!

 

[hellteam]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Wow i could go on with these for days haha...

 

[hellteam]

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

 

[hellteam]

Last one for tonight haha...

At Moes...
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Man runs out of the bar crying
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Last one for tonight haha...

At Moes...
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Man runs out of the bar crying
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

LMAO - I remember that one.