The Countdown to Misanthrope's Singularity

[Misanthrope]

Rejoice, O women of no love. The day is almost at hand! Misanthrope, star of Misanthrope's Significant Others (Season One) will be single soon. How soon?

T-Minus 16 days.

As it will be my first foray into the world of single life in over a year, I turn to you, O wise Firkers.

What are the things you like most about being single?

What are the annoyances I should be prepared for?

Post whore away!

No BunniesMan.

 

[Dutchy]

Scubar?

 

[gUt]

You can poo with the door open.

 

[Dani]

Mastu...

Nothing! I mean nothing!

 

[Misanthrope]

Scubar?

Ha! That place would certainly be more fun single. My sick dance moves would be able to ay dividends.

Pooping with the door open is an underrated pleasure. The whole house will know the full fury of my bowel movements once again.

 

[Dutchy]

I dont even remember dancing. I do recall Irish though.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Who?

 

[Dutchy]

You get ALL the pillows.

 

[Bazal]

Wait....Bushy is going collapse into a black hole??

I am yet to take full advantage of being single. Mostly because I'm only half single. Lame.

 

[Bazal]

You get ALL the pillows.

And no one steals the doona in winter or hogs the f**king bed

 

[Misanthrope]

Wait....Bushy is going collapse into a black hole??

I am yet to take full advantage of being single. Mostly because I'm only half single. Lame.

Yep. Except instead of light not being able to escape, it'll be white bitches. And yellow. And tan. And Latina. And Indian. And Eurasian. And ginger.

 

[Mong]

You have set a date to break up?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

No pants

 

[Joker's Wild]

No honey, mo money

 

[Sanchez]

Jack it

 

[umina panther]

Got any girls you've been keeping an eye on Mis?

 

[dogslife]

Go on the paleo diet

 

[Skinner]

Bros before Hos

 

[HowHigh]

What do I enjoy about being single? The freedom to do whatever I want without having to answer to someone about who I was with or where I went etc
The downside? Having to work harder to get laid especially now I'm older...if only it was as easy as when I was 15-21

 

[Misanthrope]

You have set a date to break up?

Date her visa expires.

As for girls I've got my eye on: none specifically, but all of them opportunistically. Lots of impressionable young Europeam students here as well as about 250 million eligible young Chinas.