The Countdown to Misanthrope's Singularity

[Gas Panic!]

250 million .. I like them odds.

 

[butchmcdick]

Go the Eastern European girls desperate for a visa to come to Australia like I told you mis.

I have seen much European porn and those girls know how to move it move it, they like to, move it !!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Slap the salame.

 

[kia ora storm]

Do and say whatever you want, drink beers without getting nagged, leave the house to resemble a bomb site until you clean it up...all the normal single stuff.

 

[Misanthrope]

Do and say whatever you want, drink beers without getting nagged, leave the house to resemble a bomb site until you clean it up...all the normal single stuff.

Sounds like the sweet life. I'm also looking forward to weekly drinks with the boys, playing soccer again on Thursday afternoons, weekend trips with the mates to whatever town interests us, being able to buy junk without being guilted, a trip or five to Shanghai for WWE/concerts, and the chance to get some strange. It's been a long while.

 

[butchmcdick]

The grass always looks greener mis

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

If he's lucky, he'll find one that's trimmed all the grass off the pitch.

 

[butchmcdick]

Trimming the bush is fine but scorching the earth not so much

 

[Frederick]

Face it, bushy...you're going to spend every waking minute playing skyrim, aren't you?

 

[Misanthrope]

Face it, bushy...you're going to spend every waking minute playing skyrim, aren't you?

And Oblivion and World of WarCraft and Civ V and EWR and Football Manager and GTA and Total Extreme Warfare and The Witcher and Dungeons & Dragons and...

 

[Ozzy]

 

[Frederick]

And Oblivion and World of WarCraft and Civ V and EWR and Football Manager and GTA and Total Extreme Warfare and The Witcher and Dungeons & Dragons and...

:lol:

The only thing I miss from single life is being able to game whenever I want

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

My memories of single life are a blur of Video games, porn, treating my body like an amusement park, alcohol, parties, being friend zoned, finding the odd bit of strange, dealing with Women who were generally absolute freaks and basically just sleeping whenever I could. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Twizzle]

spent my single life surfing, drinking and sexing, in that order (except when there was no surf)

 

[Apey]

Disappointed at the lack of MsAnneThrope in this thread.

 

[Dutchy]

Mis won't stay single for long once she pops back up.

 

[Manu Vatuvei]

Single people have sex? I've been doing this all wrong.

 

[Dani]

Single people have sex? I've been doing this all wrong.

:lol:


Me too

 

[Jason Maher]

Well, yeah. They're called escorts.

 

[DragonPunk]

Me three.