The Elephant in the Asbestos Lined Room

[roboshark]

Hope we didn't play a grand final last weekend

 

[Frenzy.]

Manly have lost well over 50% of the penalty counts at home this year.

Counting and maths not your strong point?

Penalty counts at Brookie McLottoFace. Manly figures first. Lost penalty counts in bold

5-4
6-7
13-5
8-6
5-9
7-7
5-5
6-8
8-2
5-5

That's 30% dickhead

Their other 2 home games were at Christchurch and Suncorp in Magic Round. Both counts were 7-7

Where do we get these dumb qhunts?

 

[SadShark]

OK, so back to my original question. What the f**ken faaark kaaarnts?

Wear Manly jerseys all year at training you weak kaaarnts. Do it.

You f**ken piss weak kaaarnts. Didn’t see that coming? Of course you did. Hoodoo boohoo.

Fearful. Timid. Spineless. Brain-dead. Pathetic. Hapless. Jelly-spined. Cowardly. Meek. Soft. Shameful. Disgraceful. Despicable. Disrespectful.

This club will never win shit again, as long as they continue to worship and sacrifice themselves to the Manly Gods. You are kidding right?

 

[SadShark]

From now on, until this kaarnt of a club beats Manly, I will refer to them as “Manly’s Bitches”.

You’re no Sharks. In fact, you’re little Bitches.

They’ve earned the title. In fact, worked very hard for it. They’re quite clearly proud of it. And so it shall be.

I anoint thee: “Manly’s Bitches”.