The first Hagan appreciation society thread

[Ron Jeremy]

Go play on the freeway

are u really a member Bazal?:lol:

 

[Bazal]

are u really a member Bazal?:lol:

I think Swifty is getting lonely in the empty club house, and just inducted people in the hope they'll join him :lol:

 

[Swiftstylez]

hages is a tactical mastermind. instead of bad mouthing the players, he has sheens and stuart doing it for him. if this criticism leads to us making the finals, then he has done it again. outside the box thinking hages, outside the box.
he may hav to giv them a cut of his pay though

GOOD POSITIVE THINKING!

Bazal, wishing for the death of other members could get you suspended indefinitely.

No more of that please.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I think Swifty is getting lonely in the empty club house, and just inducted people in the hope they'll join him :lol:

lol I knew you were going to put on a front for everyone else, but I told you not to make it this strong... I wanted the club to be credible still.

 

[Bazal]

GOOD POSITIVE THINKING!

Bazal, wishing for the death of other members could get you suspended indefinitely.

No more of that please.

Suspended from what? Your shed, with Hagan posters all over the walls and an inexplicable stickiness over every surface? You mean all I have to do to stop you stalking me is wish you were dead?

Go jump off a cliff

 

[Swiftstylez]

Suspended from what? Your shed, with Hagan posters all over the walls and an inexplicable stickiness over every surface? You mean all I have to do to stop you stalking me is wish you were dead?

Go jump off a cliff

Bazal, lol. I will let you off lightly this time because in that scenario I was lucky to come out alive. Hagan was waiting at the bottom to catch me as I fell into is modest yet firm arms. I haven't noticed the stickiness myself Bazal. You must have gotten better at cleaning up.

 

[Tekken Lord]

:lol::lol::lol:

This thread is priceless, but i guess this is what happens when you let Hagan's mum join the forum.

 

[Swiftstylez]

:lol::lol::lol:

This thread is priceless, but i guess this is what happens when you let Hagan's mum join the forum.

I wish

 

[jk13]

just out of curiousity mrs hagan.. eerr i mean swifty, did u ever spank yor boy when he was naughty

 

[Swiftstylez]

just out of curiousity mrs hagan.. eerr i mean swifty, did u ever spank yor boy when he was naughty

I spanked him even when he was good Hell I spanked him just for the sake of spanking him.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

:lol: still no takers?:lol:

 

[Swiftstylez]

:lol: still no takers?:lol:

lol I'm glad you are still keeping an eye on our clubs happenings. Perhaps you would like an offer of a membership?

I know you are flattered, but you don't have to accept right now.

All offers withstand until everyone believes the Hagan Hype.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

lol I'm glad you are still keeping an eye on our clubs happenings. Perhaps you would like an offer of a membership?

I know you are flattered, but you don't have to accept right now.

All offers withstand until everyone believes the Hagan Hype.

Umm no thanks, just thought you would've recieved some interest by now, oh well:lol:

 

[jk13]

swifty, u must've spanked hagan too hard, cause he refuses to pass on punishment to his players. he'd rather go into the foetal position to try and erase these painful thoughts. also, you may need to start up a farleigh appreciation society.

 

[lowrie_4_origin]

i for one think that hagan just needs some more time with devloping our team. bryan smith screwed this place up and now its up to our savious coach hagan to pick up the pices. sure bryan was ood for a while he got us to the final series on many ocasions. but hagan will be able to win us a grand fnal within the next 2 years.
unite with me brothers and sister of parra!
we love you hagn!

 

[Belly in Brisvegas]

Solid work hages.

 

[Rogue.9]

I would like to thank Hagan for all the money he has saved me because at this stage I don't see myself having to pay for Semifinal or Grandfinal tickets for a few years.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I'd like to welcome our newest recruits to the club. Thanks so much

 

[salvy71]

I'm very flattered to be in this club , I'll never forget the way hagan coached the maroons to consecutive series losses against my beloved Blues ....I've loved him ever since those days ........

 

[Ron Jeremy]

don't know why you brought up this thread? you're just making yourself look like an even bigger idiot.

Seriously, you're embarrasing yourself. Hagan was an absolute joke as a coach, and as a consequence we're now in this position.

He masterminded the Finch, Ben Smith ( 4 year deal after having serious injury problems before the re-signing) and Cayless who has been tripe since 2005 re-signings.

The bloke turned Newy into a shambles, and then us.

There is a reason why he's back at university.