The gimp and the gang GAME OVER

[Misanthrope]

I just assumed it was a list of people with tiny penises.

 

[Parra Pride]

It's not tiny when compared to an Asian.

 

[Parra Pride]

I meant it's not tiny at all, stop talking shit.

 

[Misanthrope]

"Like getting f**ked with a little finger" is how I've heard sex with men of the Asian persusasion described by more than one woman.

No wonder they work so hard.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Why do you think i've been here nearly 4 years? In China i'm described as 'perfectly adequate'.

 

[Misanthrope]

Why do you think i've been here nearly 4 years? In China i'm described as 'perfectly adequate'.

"You are not putting that in there" is something I only ever heard in Asia. Bless that magical continent.

 

[Misanthrope]

Of course, it was always a risk when I asked if I could f**k her nose.

 

[Parra Pride]

I prefer ears.

 

[Misanthrope]

"She has a vagina like a squirrel's ear" - overheard in a taxi cab in South Korea. Still not sure if that's supposed to be a compliment or an insult to the girl in question.

 

[Slackboy72]

"You are not putting that in there" is something I only ever heard in Asia. Bless that magical continent.

Obviously you were being told not to stick your chopsticks in the rice. Right?

 

[Slackboy72]

Hold on, did I wander into the wrong thread?

 

[Bazal]

Not sure I want to know how one would feel confident in making the comparison to said rodents auditory canal....

 

[Misanthrope]

Not sure I want to know how one would feel confident in making the comparison to said rodents auditory canal....

The thing that made it more glorious as that he was saying it about the girl the other passenger was currently dating.

 

[Parra Pride]

I got my investigation on Dutchy. Apparently his penis is incredibly small, even by Asian standards.

 

[Misanthrope]

I got my investigation on Dutchy. Apparently his penis is incredibly small, even by Asian standards.

Care to confirm the above, Hogg?

 

[Dutchy]

Christina told everyone at Brewsells that she's more than happy with what I'm packing.

I have heard rumours of Hogg and a certain someone playing show and tell at the urinal though...

 

[Misanthrope]

Christina told everyone at Brewsells that she's more than happy with what I'm packing.

I have heard rumours of Hogg and a certain someone playing show and tell at the urinal though...

I assume you're talking about that whore, Neil.

 

[Dutchy]

Bigger.

 

[Misanthrope]

Lev?

 

[Dutchy]

Is Lev a bigger person than Neill Chris.