Loudstrat
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Its about time we have a thread about why our beloved code is the best ever. I am personally sick of reading the words of a growing legion of paranoid f*ckwits whose chant generally follows the same old path about the code dying - we must do what other codes do or we are doomed.
Let me tell you that there is a reason why the intellectual cream of our nation, and like minded genii from NZ, PNG and England, follow Rugby League. It is simply because we didnt follow the stupid decsions of other codes like sheep.
In another code, some moron decided it was a great thing to have 2 extra forwards who can jump on everyone after each tackle and see who gets the ball.
Another decided it was easier to simply run across the try line, and easier to throw it to a bloke standing in goal. How f*cking stupd is that?
Yet another code decided it was a great idea to use fishing nets, and pretend that hands dint exist. That one was obviously the result of opium sniffing.
And yet another one decided it was thrilling to dress in your sisters undies and fumble the ball toward a series of sticks, where you can elect how many points you want by kicking them through certain pairs. That combined opium sniffing with 6 generations of inbreeding obviously!
Australia is the lucky country. Lucky that we are blessed with brains. And the masses are slowly seeing things our way. That's wh we are the only code in the country that can sell out stadia for club, interstate and national games. All the little episodes of decision making, from Dally Messengers decision to play for Easts, to the Origin concept, to the 6 tackle rule down to the genius who invented the play the ball. These things have sewn intelligence into our DNA.
We have tailored a game perfect for this country,and perfect for others. Nate Smith and Brian Carney saw it. So have millions of others.
So lets ignore the whinging crap. In one sentence, give one reason you believe makes league King.
Mine: I love the chip and chase and when the halfback gets flattened - a la Sterlings try saving high shot on Mortimer in the 86 decider.
Next...............
Let me tell you that there is a reason why the intellectual cream of our nation, and like minded genii from NZ, PNG and England, follow Rugby League. It is simply because we didnt follow the stupid decsions of other codes like sheep.
In another code, some moron decided it was a great thing to have 2 extra forwards who can jump on everyone after each tackle and see who gets the ball.
Another decided it was easier to simply run across the try line, and easier to throw it to a bloke standing in goal. How f*cking stupd is that?
Yet another code decided it was a great idea to use fishing nets, and pretend that hands dint exist. That one was obviously the result of opium sniffing.
And yet another one decided it was thrilling to dress in your sisters undies and fumble the ball toward a series of sticks, where you can elect how many points you want by kicking them through certain pairs. That combined opium sniffing with 6 generations of inbreeding obviously!
Australia is the lucky country. Lucky that we are blessed with brains. And the masses are slowly seeing things our way. That's wh we are the only code in the country that can sell out stadia for club, interstate and national games. All the little episodes of decision making, from Dally Messengers decision to play for Easts, to the Origin concept, to the 6 tackle rule down to the genius who invented the play the ball. These things have sewn intelligence into our DNA.
We have tailored a game perfect for this country,and perfect for others. Nate Smith and Brian Carney saw it. So have millions of others.
So lets ignore the whinging crap. In one sentence, give one reason you believe makes league King.
Mine: I love the chip and chase and when the halfback gets flattened - a la Sterlings try saving high shot on Mortimer in the 86 decider.
Next...............
