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The Hay Thread

parra pete

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It starts off as hay and ends up as bullsh*t.

No mostly horsesh*t.....Suity recycles it perfectly.
Onya Tommy, cheers to you too matey, but I'll think if you go back through this thread, it was not me who started the hijacking....
What am I supposed to do when people dump sh*t on me? Cop it? That's not me mate, sorry. Never has been, and I make no apologies for that--or for my passion towards sport, my Clubs and my community. I love the lot of them, and sport to me is for relaxation. When it comes more than that it is time to give it away.
I am as former PM would want me 'relaxed and comfortable'..:lol:
 

TheParraboy

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It starts off as hay and ends up as bullsh*t.


That reminds me Maroubra Eel, thank you



I was on a Tiger Airlines flight from Sydney to the Galápagos Islands once I think
I was strangely seated next to a 10 year old girl with funny glasess. As she was about to open up a big Wheres Wally book on the long flight ahead I said to her

"You know little girl, time goes way faster when passengers sitting together talk"

Little Girl: "Ok Mister, What would you like to talk about" as she shuts her Wheres Wally book

TPB: "How about Rocket Science" Being the smart ass as I am

LG: "oh ok, Sure. But can you answer me one question first please"

TPB: "Sure little girl"

LG: "Well, When a deer poops, it comes out in small soft heap, when a horse poops it comes out dry and straw like, when a rabbit poops it comes out like little pebbles. They all eat the same thing, grass. So why is their poop different"

I scratch my head and am bemused

TPB: "I have no idea little girl"

LG: "You dont know sh*t, and you want to talk about Rocket Science?", as she opens up and continues her Wheres Wally book

:lol::lol::lol:
 
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parra pete

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:lol:

It reminds me...and it probably was the same girl.
She was reading a letter and she asked "How good is your eyesight?"
Not too bad I told her.
She showed me a page of a letter and said "Is that an ' i ' or an ' o '.
I told her it looked like an O to me - and she started crying.
"What's wrong" I asked her
"Oh no....Grandpa has SHOT himself", she replied
 

parra pete

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Just for my old mate Springs concerning the switch of Hay into Group 20. I came across this article I wrote when I was still involved with the local newspaper, before I retired.

GROUP 17 ROCKED BY WITHDRAWALS
by Parra
The Group 17 Rugby League season, set down for commencement next weekend, has been thrown into disarray with Barellan Rams going into recess for the coming season due to lack of playing numbers.
The Rams, Clayton Cup winners for the best performed team in Country Rugby League in 1999, join Ivanhoe Roosters and MurrenBridge/Euabalong United on the sidelines in 2006.
All three Clubs participated in the 2005 season.

Adding to the woes of Group officials, Goolgowi Rabbitohs, premiers of the Group for the past three seasons, withdrew from the 'Ron Hunt Memorial Shield' Knockout competition played on Saturday; and Group 20 Rugby League has reportedly told newly reformed Three Ways United that it will not be able to be based in Griffith - and must play out of Whitton.
Hay Magpies Secretary Wayne Price said the future of Rugby League in the area is up in the air.
"It is very disappointing for everyone concerned because there is a genuine love of the code by fans out in this area.
"Registration costs, coupled with the failure of the code to promote the game in this region, has resulted in the decline of Rugby League in Group 17 over the years.
"The Group has been marking time for a couple of years and there does not appear to be any urgency by either Riverina Rugby League - or Country Rugby League - to provide the code with any incentives to keep going.
"It seems as though officials want the code to fall out here. It will be one less problem for them to worry about," Mr Price said.
The Hay Magpies have a solid core of players preparing for the season and the decision of Barellan to join the Roosters and MurrenBridge/Euabalong in recess is particularly disappointing for the Club.
"We have good sponsorship again for 2006, and the crowd that attended the recent trial against Three Ways United is indicative of the drawing power of the Magpies, " Mr Price said.
SPORTING EDITOR COMMENT
The fact that Australian Rules is flourishing in Barellan and Hillston, with the towns fielding teams in Under 17s, 14s and twelves as well as seniors must be a concern to Rugby League officials.
The cost of player registration has put the code out of reach of small villages already battling a crippling drought and high petrol prices.
The Magpies in Hay also face strong opposition from Australian Rules, Soccer and Rugby Union but the Club has continued to field teams and boasts a strong junior League, a second to none supporter base and good sponsorship.
The unfortunate part for Rugby League in Hay is that there is no alternative competition options for the Magpies for 2006 season.
The Magpies considered a move into adjoining Group 20 in the early eighties, and in retrospect, that would have been the Clubs' best option
The Club eyed a possible move into the Victorian Rugby League Border competition a couple of seasons ago - a competition which would have provided an avenue for a junior team to compete, but the Club was refused permission by Country Rugby League at the time.
The Country Rugby League must now come up with a solution to satisfy Rugby League fans in the codes last frontier in the far south west of the State.
Rugby League in Hay has been a good friend to the CRL over a long period of time.
Now is the time for that friendship to be repaid.
Once the game loses touch with the people, it faces oblivion.

Source - The Riverine Grazier, April, 2006.
 

parra pete

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No...I wrote it....:lol: Just put it on to clear up some misconceptions about the state of play in this part of the State in 2006...
 

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Pete

Dont be too concerned no one posts in this lovely thread anymore, the amount "views" is ticking over nicely :D .


This bloke walks into doctors office with a small frog on his shoulder

Doctor: "Whats the problem here?"
Small Frog: "Not sure doctor, started off as a small mole on my ass and just grew from there"

:lol::lol:
 

parra pete

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There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)

A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you mount me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence"

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"
 

parra pete

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sounds good,
who are the ringins for the one game going to be?


Funny Thing ----the Group 20 Official Draw has highlighted the Pie in the Sky match. They know what attracts people and what doesn't draw.
If we can confirm guest player 2, we will be looking at switching from Hay Park Oval to ANZ Stadium too.
 

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.....and maybe they should have a stall that sells banjo's and DVD's of Deliverance.

Suity


pete's pig squeeling tent will be a big hit that day

you'd know when pete and his toothless mate would be there, be another f**king dust storm, orange haze everywhere
 

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