The Inaugural TFR Forum Sevens Awards Presentation

[Zef]

thats it zef doesnt want to talk - rats...

I've only just ducked back inside to reload. Seems I should've warned the neighbours I may be letting off a few tonight - they're shooting back.

And what the hell's got into you Willow, have a shower or something - a real cold one.

 

[Anonymous]

Most valuable player for the South Sydney Rabbitohs.
Congratulations Terracesider

Banner for Best Rookie:

 

[ozzie]

reminds me of a certain governor general

 

[Anonymous]

Continuing on with the individual banner awards... *whispers... 'who writes this shit?'* the banner for the best captain:
Congratulations again Seano !!!

 

[Zef]

Most valuable player for the Parradogs:
Congratulations, DvdHntr

I'll drink to that.

 

[Anonymous]

The banner for best ref... way to go Mystique!!!

 

[ozzie]

I'll drink to anything

 

[Anonymous]

I really want to see these guys wear these banners through season 2004....
Most controversial forummers, congrtulations one more time to ParraMatt and Dragon Fanatic...!!

 

[ozzie]

The banner for best ref... way to go Mystique!!!

she already gave her speech an hour ago - by the way wd mystique

 

[The Backpacker]

(Removes Jacket to show true extent of my beauty. Crowd gasps at the sight they behold. Wiggles leopard print clad backside and adjusts silver bow tie)

I have a few words that ozzie wrote for me earlier....

I would like to thank ozzie for being such a fantastic captain. Without ozzie I would never have reached my potential. Ozzie is just the best Captain in the world. The only reason I have this award is because of ozzie.

Hmmm...

 

[ozzie]

your shout backpacker

 

[ozzie]

(Removes Jacket to show true extent of my beauty. Crowd gasps at the sight they behold. Wiggles leopard print clad backside and adjusts silver bow tie)

I have a few words that ozzie wrote for me earlier....

I would like to thank ozzie for being such a fantastic captain. Without ozzie I would never have reached my potential. Ozzie is just the best Captain in the world. The only reason I have this award is because of ozzie.

Hmmm...

I'm sure i had a few more ozzies in there - you edited it...

 

[Anonymous]

A few banners here for the forummers who have also received their certificates...

Congrats to:

Big Bunny who was one of two players who scored 10 out of 10 in 2003.

Big Mick the Big Improver.

And the big individual players banner award....
Congrats to Penelope Pittstop for winning the hearts and minds of readers everywhere:

 

[Anonymous]

keep dancing... not long to go now....

 

[Anonymous]

We're now in the final stage of the evening folks... With only four awards to go - they are all team awards with a banner.

The envelope please....

 

[The Backpacker]

(Removes Jacket to show true extent of my beauty. Crowd gasps at the sight they behold. Wiggles leopard print clad backside and adjusts silver bow tie)

I have a few words that ozzie wrote for me earlier....

I would like to thank ozzie for being such a fantastic captain. Without ozzie I would never have reached my potential. Ozzie is just the best Captain in the world. The only reason I have this award is because of ozzie.

Hmmm...

I'm sure i had a few more ozzies in there - you edited it...

Yes...well...um... 8) said it was too embarassing and it would only make you look bad. So I took her advice.

Gee, Willows looking a bit shakey on his old pegs.

 

[Anonymous]

THE BEST TEAM SCORE OF 2003:
CONGRATULATIONS SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS
An amazing 45.6 out of a possible 50. Well done.

 

[ozzie]

brilliant effort SOUTHS

 

[Anonymous]

MOST IMPROVED TEAM OF 2003:
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ROOSTERS... !!!
*how'd they manage that? ...whaddya mean the mic's live? *

 

[ozzie]

words fail us for a change...