The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[lockyno1]

I knew Jaques was in the news recently

 

[hineyrulz]

Smith is almost as fat as Kallis, i did say almost.....

 

[African Monkey]

Smith is almost as fat as Kallis, i did say almost.....

That's right. He's only 8 kg lighter.

 

[hineyrulz]

I think you are missing a zero somewhere AM.

 

[African Monkey]

I think you are missing a zero somewhere AM.

No they don't weigh the same.

 

[hineyrulz]

So Kallis 740kg's and Smith 660kg's

 

[African Monkey]

No Kallis is 74 and Smith is 66.

 

[hineyrulz]

Told you you missed a zero :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

That's right Smith's 66.0 and Kallis' 74.0.

 

[hineyrulz]

If that is all they weigh PB then root a goat :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

If that is all they weigh PB then root a goat :lol:

He better get started.

 

[TheParraboy]

I wont lie, ive rooted a cow or two in my life, dont you all worry about that :lol:

 

[TheParraboy]

KP Pietersen lbw b Kallis 5

 

[African Monkey]

I wont lie, ive rooted a cow or two in my life, dont you all worry about that :lol:

How was it ?

 

[TheParraboy]

very soft ride, quite a moooving experience tbrh

 

[TheParraboy]

captain henry kallis led proteas and got flogged by 126 runs, poms won odi series 3-0, two games to play

JH Kallis c Patel b Flintoff 9, 25 balls, s/r 36.00

 

[African Monkey]

very soft ride, quite a moooving experience tbrh

:lol:

 

[African Monkey]

The reason why Kallis hasn't been scoring runs is because he's lost too much weight.

 

[hineyrulz]

Yeah he has dropped the pounds like his SR :roll:

 

[African Monkey]

Yeah he has dropped the pounds like his SR :roll:

That's right hiney. He needs to go back to the gym as far as i'm concerned.