The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

How many more runs has KP scored than Sizzler this tour????

A lot more.


So how many times has Kallis gotten Pietersen out on this tour ???

 

[TheParraboy]

3?

Id like to see Jaques promoted to opener in the one dayers, He could be just play the anchor role and bat through the innings, whilst all the scoring is done at the other end

 

[African Monkey]

3?

Id like to see Jaques promoted to opener in the one dayers, He could be just play the anchor role and bat through the innings, whilst all the scoring is done at the other end

He probably has to. His form with the bat has been shocking all tour and he's too slow to bat anywhere else.

 

[lockyno1]

How many more runs has KP scored than Sizzler this tour????

Too many to count! And the important stat..KP has captained England to how many victories over Sizzler!:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Too many to count! And the important stat..KP has captained England to how many victories over Sizzler!:lol:

3 And counting :lol:

 

[TheParraboy]

Id like kallis to score a blistering 40 off 110 balls in the 5th and final one dayer

to send a message to the australians, and to put Sizzler Australia on notice :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

Id like kallis to score a blistering 40 off 110 balls in the 5th and final one dayer

to send a message to the australians, and to put Sizzler Australia on notice :lol:

C'mon now he is part of our team as well so lets be nice to the guy.

 

[TheParraboy]

i am nice, I didnt mention kfc or his other regular establishment maccas

 

[African Monkey]

You do realise that he only weighs 74.0 kgs.

 

[TheParraboy]

yeah porky needs to lose 15kg at least

 

[African Monkey]

yeah porky needs to lose 15kg at least

I take it you're referring to Jesse Ryder.

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[African Monkey]

Is that Robert Key ?

 

[hineyrulz]

I'll give you a hint, he is probably at Sizzler as we speak.

 

[African Monkey]

Inzamam ?

 

[TheParraboy]

:lol:

the pig looks anorexic compared to Jacques :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

:lol:

the pig looks anorexic compared to Jacques :lol:

More like humungus compared to Jaques.

 

[hineyrulz]

:lol:

the pig looks anorexic compared to Jacques :lol:

:lol: He looks like Porky Piglet compared to Jaques.

 

[lockyno1]

i am nice, I didnt mention kfc or his other regular establishment maccas

No wonder Sizzler has re-opened down the road!:lol:

 

[lockyno1]

:lol:

the pig looks anorexic compared to Jacques :lol:

That is fat Jaques under a diet! Casey Donovan is more like big Jaques!:lol: