The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[TheParraboy]

61kg between his naval and hips?

 

[African Monkey]

No 61 kg all up. Yes that's far too slim for an international cricketer these days except for Jacques of course.

 

[JJ]

I dont think anyone is suprised by that, certainly not me

you mean to tell me your not suprised by his poor average in England?

Most seem to repeatedly suggest he's done nothing against Aust...

I am no more suprised by that than I am by Ponting's average in India (or Warne's for that matter), or Pontings much worse performance outside Aust than in... pretty much everyone has holes, or weaknesses in their cv

 

[TheParraboy]

Most seem to repeatedly suggest he's done nothing against Aust...

yeah, thats very inaccurate. Kallis does very well here

Im predicting his first maiden double ton on this tour, that should shut up a few

 

[hineyrulz]

Can't believe there are still doubts over the great man.........

 

[Matt23]

Im predicting his first maiden double ton on this tour

Well he'll never have a better chance, given the average bowling attack Australia will be going in with.

 

[TheParraboy]

Can't believe there are still doubts over the great man.........

me neither mate, Ive proven myself time and time again on these forums

oh well cant please the minority

Or did you mean Kallis?

 

[TheParraboy]

one more sleep, cant wait

 

[TheParraboy]

bitterly dissapointed with kallis' bowling performance today

Im sure he will make it up big time with the bat

 

[hineyrulz]

He bowled poo.

 

[Twizzle]

he's past it

 

[African Monkey]

We haven't seen Jacques bat yet.

 

[TheParraboy]

I feel sorry for the Australians today and tomorrow tbh....

 

[Twizzle]

yeh, having to stare at that huge arse

 

[African Monkey]

What do you have against Jacques ? He only weighs 59 kg all up.

 

[TheParraboy]

His arse weighs 59kg???

 

[African Monkey]

No he weighs 59 kg in general. You of all people should know that PB.

 

[TheParraboy]

sorry mate, I speed read that and thought you were telling twizzle his arse weight

Hope he keeps his fluid intakes today when batting all day, dont want him to be a skeleton by stumps

 

[African Monkey]

That's right PB. I wonder how much twizzle weighs ?

 

[Twizzle]

his arse weighs more than that