The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[Twizzle]

we appreciate how slow, bald and ugly he is

you left out bargarse

 

[Pistol]

you left out bargarse

has this turned into the Lucky Grills Appreciation thread? ;-)

he's probably one of the more boring batsman to watch in world cricket

 

[TheParraboy]

Did you mention boring :lol:

I didnt want to hurt AM's feelings

 

[African Monkey]

A batting genius.

 

[Pistol]

If I'm ever shy of some sleep, I'll put on some footage of him batting. That always sends me off to snoozeville

 

[African Monkey]

You do that.

 

[TheParraboy]

jacques bores sides and spectators out of the game, not a bad thing for his own side, and for insomiacs

I would prefer to watch jacques fielding at gully, or bowling a 3 over spell tbh

 

[African Monkey]

Kallis' century in Melbourne in the 1997 boxing day test was arguably the most entertaining innings i've ever seen.

 

[Pistol]

Kallis' century in Melbourne in the 1997 boxing day test was arguably the most entertaining innings i've ever seen.

so Adam Gilchrist's century against England in the Ashes was what, a sideshow?

 

[African Monkey]

That was rubbish. Lets not forget that Flintoff was captaining at the time.

 

[Pistol]

Oh and there was Gilly's double century against South Africa in 2002

 

[African Monkey]

And there was Kallis' 111 at Sydney in 2006.

 

[TheParraboy]

dizzys double ton was great, forbidden kallis territory that

 

[African Monkey]

No he has 1 FC double ton.

 

[Pistol]

No he has 1 FC double ton.

but not a Test double ton

 

[TheParraboy]

No he has 1 FC double ton.

thats like saying haurie had bagged 1x 5 wicket haul in club cricket

 

[African Monkey]

And 30 test centuries.

 

[African Monkey]

thats like saying haurie had bagged 1x 5 wicket haul in club cricket

Michael Vaughan doesn't have a FC double ton.

 

[TheParraboy]

Vaughn is not a modern day great like kallis, He doesnt bowl either

kallis is a genuine alrounder who can bat bowl and bore

 

[African Monkey]

As well as entertain his billions of fans.