The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[lockyno1]

Kallis thought he'd bring his IPL run rate and average to the test arena :lol:

With the same results!:lol:

 

[TheParraboy]

With the same results!:lol:

thats correct sherlock locky

 

[hineyrulz]

Fair call AM

I was just wandering, Does kallis get his extroadinary concentration powers at the wicket by watching paint dry or grass grow on his non cricket days?

They would be far to exciting pursuits for Big Jaques, his heart rate would be up far to high(as well as his SR).....

 

[African Monkey]

Fair call AM

I was just wandering, Does kallis get his extroadinary concentration powers at the wicket by watching paint dry or grass grow on his non cricket days?

I'd say so.

 

[lockyno1]

thats correct sherlock locky

Fatso Kallis is in a bit of a slump!:lol:

 

[African Monkey]

Everyone goes through them.

 

[lockyno1]

Fatso will eat his way through his!

 

[TheParraboy]

you will be eating humble pie around boxing day, day 3

 

[hineyrulz]

you will be eating humble pie around boxing day, day 3

Kallis might have hit a 50 by then after going in early on day one ;-)

 

[African Monkey]

you will be eating humble pie around boxing day, day 3

That's right PB.

 

[lockyno1]

Kallis might have hit a 50 by then after going in early on day one ;-)

50 is a bit much:lol:

 

[African Monkey]

50 is a bit much:lol:

You're nothing but a big bully.

 

[lockyno1]

You're nothing but a big bully.

It is only fatso Kallis:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

50 is a bit much:lol:

:lol: True, what was i thinking.......

 

[lockyno1]

:lol: True, what was i thinking.......

Going by his IPL s/r it might be 30:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Going by his IPL s/r it might be 30:lol:

30 of 600 balls.......

 

[African Monkey]

Guys this is the Jaques Kallis appreciation thread not the Jaques Kallis critisicing thread.

 

[TheParraboy]

we appreciate how slow, bald and ugly he is

 

[African Monkey]

You confuse me at times PB.

 

[hineyrulz]

we appreciate how slow, bald and ugly he is

Did you mention boring :lol: