The "Little Things That P*ss You Off" Thread!

[Dani]

Cats in general.

 

[newtownbluebags]

yeah, cats (except furry) are sh*te! :lol: ;-)

 

[Phillips]

Cats climbing up the f*cking fly screens! :x

LMAO

my cat just done that

 

[DownUnder]

I just had three different cats do it!

 

[newtownbluebags]

*waiting for sh*t to end on eBay*

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

what are you bidding on? a new missus?

or are you selling me off to an arabian slavemaster?

 

[DownUnder]

He sold you last week, they just haven come for you yet.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

:shock:

f**k!

*packs up things*
DU i have to escape, you can find me in LA from now on... ill be there in 5 mins, using Locky Airways afterall.

 

[DownUnder]

Ah, yeah about that, you remember that crazy guy that jabbed you the other day? Yeah, you have a tracking device implanted under your skin.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

:O! THAT WAS YOU!

They cant track me in the Bermuda Triangle

 

[Eelementary]

Does she have a car Eele? You should slash her tires!

:lol:

Apparently, all is not lost...I don't know. I'll see how I go.

 

[newtownbluebags]

DU's a tyre slasher!!!! :lol: :crazy:

 

[Eelementary]

:lol:

 

[DownUnder]

Who me? I'd never do something like that! :sarcasm:slashes tires

 

[Dani]

I'll do it if DU doesn't have the ballz to.

 

[Eelementary]

Do what? Slash her tyres? :shock:

 

[Dani]

Yep.
No one hurts my Eele

Want me to bake you a cake?

 

[DownUnder]

*wishes people would check for newly added white text* no not this post, my other one!

 

[Eelementary]

Cake!

She'll get hers...

:lol:

I'm guilting her into re-considering using my leg as a bargaining tool. I think she's coming round - I'll call her tomorrow and I may be able to get her to re-consider.

 

[DownUnder]

Still don't know why she tried to break up?