The McBain Thread

[Pazza]

My new film is a mixture of Action und Comedy, it's called Mcbain: Lets get Silly!!!

 

[True EEL]

McBain: "my labido has just been terminated".......

 

[Pazza]

What episode is that from?

"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!!"

 

[True EEL]

"real acid"????

that was from one last night (that i have never seen) where Ned Flanders dates a Springfield celebrity, Sara Sloan (or something like that i think) who turns out to be McBain's former lover and he comes to get her back and she brushes him for Ned and he walks off saying "my labido has been terminated"......was pretty funny

"only fallout boy can save me now"

"bye book"

"up and at them!!! (atom)"

"ice to meet you"

McBain is a true legend.....lol

 

[Pazza]

lol ahahaha yeah

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

 

[True EEL]

"only to discover he's a neeerrrrddd"............classic!!!!!

(partner gets sprayed with bullets and si covered in blood)

Partner:......"damn, damn, damn, i'm not gonna make it"

McBain: "oh don't talk crazy".....

 

[Pazza]

lol ahahahahahahaha

 

[Pazza]

right? who made this into a thread?

 

[The Colonel]

Me....... :twisted:

 

[True EEL]

lol.....its ok, we need somehilarity to break up all the tension and who better to do it than McBain (and The Simpsons)....!!!

McBain (as a child): "my Brockhurst (some type of scandanavian sausage) has a first name - its N-A-C-H-R-H-A-R-K-ET-C-H-A-T-H-E-R"

or something like that anyway......having a dig at long unpronouncable German and scandanavian names like Scharzenegger!!!!!!

McBain's Boss: "around here we do things by the book McBain"

McBain: (shoots book, which is in boss's hand, with his hand cannon of a gun and says) "BYE BOOK".

 

[PJ Marshal]

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night?
Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

"Mendooozzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Eelementary]

Jay Sherman: "Your shoes are untied."

McBain: "From here they appear to be ties, but I will bend over for closer inspection."

HOURS LATER

McBain: "On closer inspection, I am wearing loafers."



McBain: "Guns don't kill people - I do."



McBain: "Maria. My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the hummer."

 

[True EEL]

the maria bit is a classic.....LOL

 

[True EEL]

Fallout Boy (Millhouse): "Jiminy Jillackers"

McBain: "there is no need for such profanity fallout boy"

 

[eeelectroshooting?]

"Laugh time is over!"

 

[JessEel]

Duffman rocks way more then mcbain..

"Duffman can't breath....Ooooohhnoo"

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem"

(Homer) didn't you die of alcholism?
"Duffman never dies, only the actors who play him.. OooooooohhYea" :lol:

 

[The Colonel]

McBain: Leave me a message after the beep..BUT DON'T BE A MESSAGE HOG USING UP ALL MY TAPE!


:lol:

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.

 

[The Colonel]

Barney is the best though........

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

:thumnn

 

[The Colonel]

The rules that constrain other men, mean nothing to McBain.

The punches that bring pain to other men, mean nothing to McBain.


McBain! McBain! McBain!