Ennis
Steve Carter, an absolute grub
Flannery, complete dogshit
John Morris, moreso when he played for my club than when he didn't
Daniel Fitzhenry (see above)
Ben Smith, grub
Danny Williams
Ben Te'o, an absolute cat who makes Tim Moltzen appear lion hearted
Jamie Soward, dogshit union, mongheaded cat. League's version of Frank Lampard who scores when games are done and dusted
Luke Patten, cheap shot grub
Ben Pomeroy, dunno why looks like he should be singing redgum songs in a townsville army barrack. Justa lug, not an ounce of footballer in him.
Isaac Luke, overrated hack, any prick can run on a quick play the ball
Braith Analstar, glad he is coming to the tigers, will see me have an object of hate every week and I can abuse him with levels not since seen August 2009
Watmough, I hate him cos we have a lock who is heavier, taller but who runs 10 times slower and has 100 times less impact. I hate him cos he doesn't play for my side. I'd love him in my side though.
Luke Lewis - jesus what does he actually do apart from look marginally better than the 14 or so spastics that Penrith trot out every week ?
Ben Creagh - a cat who runs at touchies and halfbacks
Frank Pritchard - see Creagh, B
Martin Kennedy - a lard arsed sloth who has had 2 games in his career, both against the Tigers who managed to make him look like some sort of ginger Artie Beetson
Jamal Idris - i'd be a `massive human' if I gorged KFC and Melba's counter lunches all day
Beau Champion - spastic
Hindmarsh - 83 tackles a game of which 79 are 5th man in and 3 are 4th man in. Don't forget his 22 45 degree carries for 71m most games. Supreme. Rich man's Danny Galea
Danny Buderus - dogshit. Who could forget him having to turn 180 degrees to throw a ball 15m cos he couldn't do it on his bad side
Kurt Gidley, cos he's dogshit and i couldn't get on at 4am when i rung Gids
