The Movie Quotes Thread

[m0j0]

Jerry Maguire?

Stupid. Worthless. No good goddamn freeloadin' son of a bitch. geniused, big-mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk.
You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful....
Shut up bitch! Go fix me turkey pot pie!

 

[madunit]

"i farted"
Rain man

 

[choc_soldier]

From Anchorman...

Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.

 

[nöyd]

Delmar: "Care for some gopher?"
Everett: "No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down."
Delmar: "Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one. We ran across a whole gopher village."

From O' Brother, Where Art Thou?, one of the funniest movies you'll ever see, if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour :thumn

 

[Eskimo Sharkie]

I agree, Parranoyd, a very underrated movie. But then again, I liked the Coen Brothers' remake of "The Ladykillers" too.

 

[Twizzle]

Friday

ITs friday, you aint got no job, you aint got sh!t to do

Every time come into the kitcken, your in the kitchen...in the god damn refrigerator...eating all the food.

no matter how many times I watch that movie, it still make me laugh

 

[Phillips]

Army of Darkness - Hail to the king, baby!

 

[bluesbreaker]

"Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... Pressure... And time... That, and big goddamn poster. "

"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him."

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

"gimme da keys you mo-fo-co-suhhh, what da fuuuck?"

 

[Breadman]

That explains the limp then

 

[Matt23]

"Chaos is great, chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling" - Christian Slater's character in Heathers

 

[Ghoulies]

"Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... Pressure... And time... That, and big goddamn poster. "

"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him."

Shawshank Redemption. Best movie ever.

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

Good fellas?

Heres one....

In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch.

 

[LESStar58]

"Keep your chin up, theres someone out there for everybody...in fact in some cases there are two somebodies for the one person. I like to call that The Jackpot."

Vince vaughn aka Coolest Man On The Planet in Dodgeball

 

[An41]

Best quotes
Fight Club:

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

"A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."

"f**k off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

 

[Knightmare]

Also from Fight Club-
"Is that what a man looks like?"
"Haha, no! Self-improvement is masturbation!"

"Come on, let's face it. We're a generation of men raised by women!"

That movie has so many truths in it.

 

[An41]

read the book, even better