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The Panthers 7's Game

RoostarGirl

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ozzie said:
all will be revealed - and yes an article will magically appear...no panic. I will be in the land of living all the time - just another drip episode - dashed infections..

Get Well Soon Boys!!!!!
 

The Backpacker

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Thats good news wiley. Can't have the captain dragging the chain and all. :lol:

Hope it's all good for you and you don't end up with one of those bastard male nurses. That can be almost too much to cope with.

8) honey, this is what old age, a lifetime of hard living and bad luck does to you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

RoostarGirl

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The Backpacker said:
Thats good news wiley. Can't have the captain dragging the chain and all. :lol:

Hope it's all good for you and you don't end up with one of those bastard male nurses. That can be almost too much to cope with.

8) honey, this is what old age, a lifetime of hard living and bad luck does to you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh gee, I have all of this to look forward too ;-)
 

The Backpacker

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RoostarGirl said:
The Backpacker said:
Thats good news wiley. Can't have the captain dragging the chain and all. :lol:

Hope it's all good for you and you don't end up with one of those bastard male nurses. That can be almost too much to cope with.

8) honey, this is what old age, a lifetime of hard living and bad luck does to you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh gee, I have all of this to look forward too ;-)

All this and some. :lol: I'm just glad it looks like I'll be missing the dribbling, nappy wearing stage. :D
 

ozzie

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guess what - no blood test back tomorrow morning - i can't watch the bluudy Roosters gut the carps....
 

ozzie

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:lol: :lol: :lol: no hospital for me :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :D :D [-o< \\:D/

hey Backpacker what are cerum thingo's - he wants to see me - is that a liver function??

I havent had a beer for nearly 10 months now and its till a bit high..something called GTTT, I think??

sounds like a motor car...
 

The Backpacker

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Ahh, more info please. GTT is a hormone, common in lactating women.
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Sorry couldn't resist and while I have said that in jest, it's true but not only in lactating women. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you mean GGT (gamma glutamyl transferase)? It's a marker of cholestasis. Any of these words sound familiar?
 

The Backpacker

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Further... serum is the clear, thin, sticky part of the blood that remains after coagulation. Doesn't contain any blood platelets, cells or fibrinogen.

It just means that they take your blood, centrifuge the shit out of it and perform the tests on the clear crap that rises to the top of the tube. :D
 

...Morticia...

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Morticia said:
fletch is wondring when the pommy backpacker is going to be interragated.

I can only really get to them through the offseason, so perhaps then. I think I would peak if I could get Crocker and Sam in a double whammy interview. LOL
 

...Morticia...

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...Morticia... said:
Morticia said:
fletch is wondring when the pommy backpacker is going to be interragated.

I can only really get to them through the offseason, so perhaps then. I think I would peak if I could get Crocker and Sam in a double whammy interview. LOL

tis ok. theyll just think im a brainless trollop. i thort his enforcd lay time wuld be a good time to nab him.
 
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Yeah, well he'd still be going to training.

And tell Fletch and Jack I'm sorry I had to keep their questions out from the original interview with Henderson, I had to keep it to the 750 words.
 

...Morticia...

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haha. i dont think their ? wuld be of any intrest to anyone but them. there is some realy good artcles here. just readng thru them now an im realy impressd. i think i shuld quit while im ahead.
 

ozzie

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The Backpacker said:
Ahh, more info please. GTT is a hormone, common in lactating women.
happy-rotfl4.gif
Sorry couldn't resist and while I have said that in jest, it's true but not only in lactating women. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you mean GGT (gamma glutamyl transferase)? It's a marker of cholestasis. Any of these words sound familiar?

GGT sounds better - yeah GGT. and what is cholestasis??\\\
Anyways i don't care I'm not in hospital..
 

The Backpacker

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ozzie said:
The Backpacker said:
Ahh, more info please. GTT is a hormone, common in lactating women.
happy-rotfl4.gif
Sorry couldn't resist and while I have said that in jest, it's true but not only in lactating women. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you mean GGT (gamma glutamyl transferase)? It's a marker of cholestasis. Any of these words sound familiar?

GGT sounds better - yeah GGT. and what is cholestasis??\Anyways i don't care I'm not in hospital..

Its the interruption in the flow of bile through any part of the biliary system - liver to duodenum. Its caused by a number of reasons. I have no idea what the hell your doctor wants to see you for as I don't know your medical history and your current symptoms. I just asked about GGT because you mentioned the letters. If you'd like to send your complete medical history, we'll make an attempt to diagnose all your physical and mental issues with the myriad of medical personnel invading my residence at this moment. :p

I can confidently say you will be having a liver function test amongst your blood tests. :lol:
 

...Morticia...

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seein as i culdnt post the whole artcle in the sevens im posting it here.

Agony and Ecstasy

One of sports fundamental principles, is that the competition should be fair and without discrimination, a concept embodying the highest of ideals. In short, drugs, privilege or position should not be a determining factor in success.

Last week, Rugby League Week published its annual players poll. Among the customary list of questions was the one of whether players believed there were still drugs, including recreational ones, being used by players. Incredibly, 24 players said no. Its feasible that one or two players could have led sheltered lives but 24 seems ludicrous. I’m not questioning the candour or veracity of the players answers but with recreational drugs commonplace in society, a community as large as professional rugby league won’t be immune to its infiltration.

The rugby league rumour mill is perpetually fizzing just below the surface with claims from people who know of players who take drugs in their own time. I’d rather leave the rumour mongering of whose taking drugs to those who find satisfaction in conjecture and concentrate on whether there’s a necessity to actually test players for some stimulants. Not wanting to appear to be advocating recreational drug use, the bottom line is consumption is a personal choice and rationally, are recreational drugs in direct conflict to those aforementioned fundamental principles?

There are the aspects of legality and negative publicity for the game but the perception that our sporting hero’s should walk a higher moral ground than many of us is interesting.

If these men test positive for recreational drugs listed on the prohibited stimulants list, we ban them from playing league for a specific period. We rationalise these bans with didactic ramblings about negative role models and making examples of them in the name of deterrence. Yet the same persecution isn’t shown to what many in our society, namely our young, would consider role models. Musicians and movie stars aren’t banned from performing when identified as being a consumer of an illicit stimulant and most of you from the older age group probably yourself enjoyed songs by The Beatles or The Doors that were written and often performed while under the influence of any number of drugs. Has it been detrimental to the sum total of your life? Logic would say not.

The argument, that many of these recreational drugs can be beneficial to the player on the field, is negligible.

Take cocaine for example. Studies are yet to provide evidence that it is a performance enhancer and have shown that most of its effects on energy metabolism are negative. It decreases endurance, increases glycogen (essential for energy) depletion and elevates fatty acid and plasma lactate levels, all of which are injurious to the player’s performance when their greatest levels of exertion need to be enduring. Ecstasy is another popular drug of choice and any player taking it runs the gauntlet of testing positive for methamphetamine or any number of derivatives. Like cocaine however, it does not provide extra physical or mental energy and is more likely to be detrimental to the player’s health than enhance their performance.

Farcically, the legal prohibited stimulant and one consumed by a good number of us on a daily basis, caffeine, appears to provide the most benefit in performance enhancement. Increased energy levels, however, are gained at much lower levels (2-3mcg/mL) than the level at which it is banned (12mcg/mL). Could this be a direct result of the fact that caffeine is an accepted stimulant in our culture, one thats a foundation in many social relationships and banning it at the level at which performance enhancement is obtained would incur an outcry that human rights were being breeched?

One could argue that these same rights were being breeched every time a player is tested.

Some have the agony of up to a two-hour wait for their dehydrated bodies to produce a sample and all have to void in the drug control officers direct view and its not a case of standing at a urinal with polite indifference. Whilst this sampling method appears somewhat antiquated in today’s society, it’s the most cost effective method of testing and honest players want those gaining an advantage through performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic agents and diuretics identified but is it really necessary to keep tabs on and punish a players recreational activity? The answer to this question will no doubt reflect the differing dichotomies of our beliefs and is guaranteed to cause emotive argument. One I’ll keep a wide berth of.

750 words

refs
RLW, July 30, 2003
ASDA - http://www.asda.org.au/
Aust Prescr, 2000, 23(4): 76-8
Baillieres Best Pract Res Clin Endocrinol Metab, 2000, 14(1): 79-88

Endnote
* In the interest of research, I submitted a urine sample for testing out of my own curiosity as to what sort of consumption would tip the scales of legality. When the lab rat returned my results, his only comment was to congratulate me for single-handedly keeping a small, coffee bean producing Republic financially viable for at least another decade. While you can take the girl out of the Eastern Suburbs, you can’t take the Eastern suburbs out of the girl and my penchant for the freshly ground and brewed variety as opposed to the instant type, proved my downfall. Around six brewed bevies (depending on your size) are enough to make you a drug cheat in the eyes of officialdom. Armed with this knowledge, I made a conscious decision to curb my drug habit. By lunchtime, however, the plan was out the door as my withdrawal headache reached volcanic proportions and my arrival at the café warranted the purchase of two double shot cappuccinos. Ok, so some of my Eastern Suburbs traits have passed with time but truth be known, I never was a great fan of the latte.
 

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