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The Saints Rant

Fingerbang

Bench
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a few dodgy facts in the original post, Gaz playing in UK?, and Soward a Roosters junior? I believe he was a Raiders junior who then went to the Sharks before Roosters.
 

Fein

First Grade
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a few dodgy facts in the original post, Gaz playing in UK?, and Soward a Roosters junior? I believe he was a Raiders junior who then went to the Sharks before Roosters.

No Sharks, smelly digit.

I remember his first game against Souths, had the speed of Flash Gordon. :crazy:
 

Dave Q

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SAINTS CLUB NEWS
with "Mr Queensland" Wayne Bennett


Firstly, Id like to say how sorry I am to hear that the beatles have finally broken up....


My idea is that the touch judges can carry flash camera's and take a photo of the player as he is tryimg to score. Then we we will be able to tell whether he grounded the ball properly.


Theres been a slackening of standards, last week a player was caught not saying grace before a meal. I have reccommended to the board that he be fined 500 pounds.


The club has bought us a computer to help us with our stats. It will occupy three floors of our Jubilee Avenue headquarters. It can count up to 300 tackles a game.


We have this kid called Johhny Raper, hes not going anywhere, we are looking to trade him for that Annandale player.


WAYNE IS PROUDLY SPONSERED BY ARMANI!
 
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Firey_Dragon

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a few dodgy facts in the original post, Gaz playing in UK?, and Soward a Roosters junior? I believe he was a Raiders junior who then went to the Sharks before Roosters.
I suggest you learn your facts. Played for Yass in Canberra's junior system, bought by Roosters made his first grade debut there and bought mid-season by the dragons in 2007. He never played for the Sharks.
 

Fingerbang

Bench
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The club has bought us a computer to help us with our stats. It will occupy three floors of our Jubilee Avenue headquarters. It can count up to 300 tackles a game.
Only 300? Sorry Rusty, I guess we won't be able to keep count of Sandow's misses for you.
 

jpaciocco91

Juniors
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I wonder if all the Bun-Buns will head to Kens @ Kensington after the game.
They can "choke" on something there, something I'm not going to mention.
 

_Johnsy

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It has taken dave a good 6 months to come up with this, although I don't believe it was all his work. My sources have advised me that Rusty has obtained a pic outside Bunnies HQ of dave & his brains trust Fein & co. in a brain storming session.

obama-voters.jpg
 

Fein

First Grade
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They're the groupies Johnsy.

It's the price one pays for being famous.

20 premierships famous.

You must miss the days of being famous.
 

Zigwaa

Bench
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I wasted 10 minutes reading this thread.

Would you wankers talk about footy instead of this faeces slinging. You sound like a bunch of pre-schoolers.
 

Anth2232

Bench
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Hard done by again rabbitohs? Ohhhh booo hooo. That will teach you supporters and your craphouse team that you shouldn't carry in like winners. You have been pwnd by the dragons. Yep you guys got pumped!
 

DRAGONZ_RULE

Coach
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I loved reading the OP's post ... some genuinely funny descriptions there, whether or not they were on the mark.

I also loved reading the scoreboard post-match.

Thanks for the game, Bunnies ... see you in Round 26 when we hopefully have 4 or 5 of our injured brigade (including 2xNZ reps and 2xNSW Origin reps) back in the lineup. Hopefully then we won't play as poorly as we did tonight.
 

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