Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays,
Milhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will
take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect!
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> Sundays?
Martin: Well, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number
generator. I will take the digits 1 through 3, Milhouse will
have 4 through 6, and Bart will have 7 through 9.
Bart: Perfect!
Milhouse: Wait a minute! What about 0?
Bart: [suspiciously] Yeah, what <about> 0?
Milhouse: Yeah.
Martin: Well, in the unlikely event of a 0, possession will be determined
by Rock Scissors Paper competition, best 3 out of 5. How's that?
Bart and: Oh, okay.
Milhouse: Yeah, all right.