GET THE COACH TO GIVE THE SPEECH!!!!
Id imagine fans would be more interested in hearing from the brains behind the team, and its the guys job to speech to groups about football.
I know they can be dull when they do the pressers, but thats to a room full of journos. Put them infront of a bunch of screaming fans and id bet theyd step it up.
Most of the blokes in professional sport cant string a sentence together without a "yeah, nah..." or something but that doesnt matter; their job is to run at other guys as hard as they can face first....
Its the coaches job to rev people up with a speech. If they cant do that, then they wouldnt have the job anyway...