The Swamp II

[Dragonsamy]

Come on tough guy, saying someone has no balls is grade 3 stuff..

Then you sould be able to understand it.
Or is it a bit above you

 

[41yearsaint]

You all had this much fun without me? I’m a bit depressed that I missed out. (Except you @41yearsaint. You’re a f**king knob. No one wants to talk to you).

Got some questions fellas.

I always thought that @Dragonsamy was made up of two words: Dragon and Samy, not Dragons and Amy. Can you confirm?

I’ve always assumed that @muzby and @Old Timer are the same person. I’m shocked to discover otherwise.

@Old Timer can you please confirm that you used to post under the alias @Drag Queen?

@muzby can you please confirm that you are, in fact, Mr Paul “Mary” McGregor? I’ve long suspected it, and I feel like this is my Scooby doo moment.

More fan mail.

As you are one of my top 3 fans and you decided to bring a bit of soft porn to the forum.

I will impart a little bit of advice.

With a person such as yourself, do not to take viagra, this will only make you taller, not harder boy.

 

[muzby]

Comprehension still sadly lacking I see
Read a previous recent post and you will see I did ask in a most polite & cordial manner.
Evidently “can you please” doesn’t fit your criteria for nicely.

So you consider a “can you please” wedged between insults of being evasive and manipulative is “asking nicely”?

Sorry you cranky old fart, if you want me to do you a favour, you’ll have to earn it.

 

[41yearsaint]

You all had this much fun without me? I’m a bit depressed that I missed out. (Except you @41yearsaint. You’re a f**king knob. No one wants to talk to you).

Got some questions fellas.

I always thought that @Dragonsamy was made up of two words: Dragon and Samy, not Dragons and Amy. Can you confirm?

I’ve always assumed that @muzby and @Old Timer are the same person. I’m shocked to discover otherwise.

@Old Timer can you please confirm that you used to post under the alias @Drag Queen?

@muzby can you please confirm that you are, in fact, Mr Paul “Mary” McGregor? I’ve long suspected it, and I feel like this is my Scooby doo moment.

@ Notification

 

[muzby]

More fan mail.

As you are one of my top 3 fans and you decided to bring a bit of soft porn to the forum.

I will impart a little bit of advice.

With a person such as yourself, do not to take viagra, this will only make you taller, not harder boy.

Dick jokes are grade 4 material..

Which has at least put you above Amy at this stage..

 

[muzby]

Then you sould be able to understand it.
Or is it a bit above you

I don’t understand what sould is..

And is your last line a question or a statement? It’s not clear..

 

[SBD82]

More fan mail.

As you are one of my top 3 fans and you decided to bring a bit of soft porn to the forum.

I will impart a little bit of advice.

With a person such as yourself, do not to take viagra, this will only make you taller, not harder boy.

I could not have been more clear.

 

[41yearsaint]

Dick jokes are grade 4 material..

Which has at least put you above Amy at this stage..

Limp!

 

[41yearsaint]

I could not have been more clear.

Limper!

 

[SBD82]

Limper!

Don’t be ashamed mate. This sort of thing happens to everyone as they reach advanced years.

I told you when it happened. It’s no big deal.

 

[41yearsaint]

Don’t be ashamed mate. This sort of thing happens to everyone as they reach advanced years.

I told you when it happened. It’s no big deal.

What happened when it happened?

 

[muzby]

btw I always thought Muzby and SBD are one and the same. Do I care? Nope.

I’m pretty sure SBD is an alt of one of my alt’s alt’s..

 

[SBD82]

I’m pretty sure SBD is an alt of one of my alt’s alt’s..

I’m a kungl alt.

 

[SBD82]

What happened when it happened?

You mean after it didn’t happen?

 

[muzby]

I’m a kungl alt.

Ahh.. Now it all makes sense..

One of my alt’s is Albert Rosenfield..

See, @Old Timer what happens when you don’t insult people..

 

[SBD82]

Ahh.. Now it all makes sense..

One of my alt’s is Albert Rosenfield..

See, @Old Timer what happens when you don’t insult people..

So you’re my second alt, twice removed?

 

[muzby]

So you’re my second alt, twice removed?

Pretty much..

We should make sure our internet babies don’t hook up when they grow up..

 

[SBD82]

Pretty much..

We should make sure our internet babies don’t hook up when they grow up..

You tell @avocado. I’ll have “the talk” with @Old Timer.

 

[Dragonsamy]

Ahh.. Now it all makes sense..

One of my alt’s is Albert Rosenfield..

See, @Old Timer what happens when you don’t insult people..

Still a myth Muzby

 

[muzby]

Still a myth Muzby

Your penchant for replying to posts meant for others simply confirms my jealousy theory..

I’ll have my people send you a signed photograph..