After visiting this thread a few times, I could never quite remember the great Paul Carige.
That was until last night. Fox played a Parra game in it's "classics" series . . . . and this game must have been the one that spawned the realisation of the extent of his lameness.
He caught the ball twice near the sideline . . . once totally un-necessarily, then simply stepped on the touch line, and the other time gets nudged over the sideline.
Add to that 2 dropped balls, and his team gets pummeled in extra time . . .( when all these indiscretions took place)
He is rightly remembered as patron of this thread.
The blonde tips and highlights in his hair did nothing to reduce the levels of uselessness, but did make him look like a prize nob.