The worst Eels team possible

[Phillips]

Daniel Wagon & Michael Vella #-o

your a complete moron!! they only represented our country 3 years ago.

DICKHEAD!!!! :roll:

and just look at there form since 2001.....they wouldnt make the starting 13 at souths :lol:

 

[GoParra]

:sleeper:

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

and you wouldn't make the starting 13 of Harold Matthews, Driver. Not meaning to be rude, mate, but it's pretty wrong to make a thread like this when these blokes put on the Blue & Gold and busted their arses trying to make you lot happy. Everyone that has put up a name here should be ashamed.

 

[Utey]

I mean there are players who have the talent but dont make it in FG. Thats ok because they got there and I didnt.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Dean Raper

Funny how he came to the club with huge wraps, but never got a go at Parramatta, played behind Quinn and Schifcoske.

Speaking of fullbacks here is a list of them since 1997:

David Riolo
Steve Collins
Paul Carige
Clinton Schifcoske
Chris Quinn
Brett Hodgson
David Vaeliki
Jason Moodie
Adam Mogg
Matt Petersen
Luke Burt
Ronald Prince
Ashley Graham
Wade McKinnon

the one's in bold have been our best ones.

 

[Twizzle]

1. Strider
2. UTE
3. Go Parra
4. Phillips (c)
5. The Parra Boy

6. Alex the Eel
7. Mystik

13. The Colonel
12. Eela
11. Jake the Snake
10. Suity
9. P J Marshall
8. Belly

14. HJ
15. Hellchick
16. Hurri
17. Eelementry

Coach: Jesseel

 

[Utey]

1. Strider
2. UTE
3. Go Parra
4. Phillips (c)
5. The Parra Boy

6. Alex the Eel
7. Mystik

13. The Colonel
12. Eela
11. Jake the Snake
10. Suity
9. P J Marshall
8. Belly

14. HJ
15. Hellchick
16. Hurri
17. Eelementry

Coach: Jesseel

[-( I play 5/8. Der!

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

and I play fullback!

 

[Utey]

Very poor selection Twizzle. You F*cked off the whole team now. Look what youve done. ](*,)

 

[Twizzle]

I put you on the bench so you could be in charge of the drinks HJ.

And I had to have Suity, PJ and Belly packing down together.

I think the team has balance

Its crap all over the park

 

[Suitman]

I'm a centre, plus, there's no way I'm bending over any where near Belly again.

Suity

 

[TheParraboy]

1. Strider
2. UTE
3. Go Parra
4. Phillips (c)
5. The Parra Boy

6. Alex the Eel
7. Mystik

13. The Colonel
12. Eela
11. Jake the Snake
10. Suity
9. P J Marshall
8. Belly

14. HJ
15. Hellchick
16. Hurri
17. Eelementry

Coach: Jesseel

The forwards are too soft and cant tackle and the hooker costs the team a lot

We need to buy quality people and spend tons of money on them 8) , the likes of Di Luvs Parra, QHF, Redneck71, Haynzy...etc.....
Sack the coach immediately I say... ;-)

:lol:

 

[Stagger eel]

I'm pulling out of the team, I refuse to play under a dipstick named Philips.

Philips = Driver = worst player ever 8)

 

[sportive cupid]

1. Strider
2. UTE
3. Go Parra
4. Phillips (c)
5. The Parra Boy

6. Alex the Eel
7. Mystik

13. The Colonel
12. Eela
11. Jake the Snake
10. Suity
9. P J Marshall
8. Belly

14. HJ
15. Hellchick
16. Hurri
17. Eelementry

Coach: Jesseel

to Quote HJ :roll: (which I am loathe to do)
"Not meaning to be rude, mate, but it's pretty wrong to make a thread like this when these blokes put on the Blue & Gold and busted their arses trying to make you lot happy. Everyone that has put up a name here should be ashamed."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Utey]

1. Strider
2. UTE
3. Go Parra
4. Phillips (c)
5. The Parra Boy

6. Alex the Eel
7. Mystik

13. The Colonel
12. Eela
11. Jake the Snake
10. Suity
9. P J Marshall
8. Belly

14. HJ
15. Hellchick
16. Hurri
17. Eelementry

Coach: Jesseel

The forwards are too soft and cant tackle and the hooker costs the team a lot

We need to buy quality people and spend tons of money on them 8) , the likes of Di Luvs Parra, QHF, Redneck71, Haynzy...etc.....
Sack the coach immediately I say... ;-)

:lol:

Jess is cool. She oughtta be better than some.

 

[Utey]

As long as shes sober.

 

[PJ Marshal]

shit hey a 6'3 and a bit hooker, suity and belly will be hanging off my shoulders

 

[Twizzle]

I'm pulling out of the team, I refuse to play under a dipstick named Philips.

Philips = Driver = worst player ever 8)

its supposed to be the worst team

 

[sportive cupid]

lol
#-o

 

[PJ Marshal]

I'm pulling out of the team, I refuse to play under a dipstick named Philips.

Philips = Driver = worst player ever 8)

its supposed to be the worst team

personally i dont think my place in that team is warranted, i can actually play football at a decent level