these polls we are having...

[half]

i think the winner should not be declared best band, but instead, most inoffensive mainstream rock act

ps. have you guys heard bjork's new album? it's a cappella to the max btw

 

[CC_Eagle]

bjork.. [-( [-( [-(

 

[Twizzle]

bjork is what they give to insomniacs, to try and cure them

 

[half]

twizzle, using a cliche' in this context is completely self-defeating

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

bjork sucks. A lot.

 

[half]

perhaps if you listened to bjork, you would have the inspiration to create unique and biting insults, instead of the bland, middle of the road stuff you usually come out with

 

[Rexxy]

she's one ugly merkin

 

[half]

she's beautiful on the inside and that's more important imo

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I've listened to bjork but anything more than 30 seconds and my eardrums pack their bags and try to leave my earhole.

People who claim to like bjork are more interested in being seen to be trendy. Rather than just admitting that her "music" is shite, they'll claim that she's uber talented. We can call it the "halfy syndrome" here.

She isn't talented, she's a noise polluter. I'd rather listen to Ring my Bell by Collette 20 times than listen to bjork once.

And she is f**king ugly inside and out.

 

[half]

ea, what bjork song did you hear? maybe you're confusing her with someone else, cos what you've just described "noise polluter" is not the bjork i know

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Iceland's most famous person.

Must be a fun place to visit.

It'd be like taking a holiday in a dental surgery.

It's like this halfy, when I heard a few songs of hers early on, in my "let's wait and see" phase, I didn't like them. She talked through a song about being quiet, something which she should but can't do and there were a couple of others that made me cringe in a way I usually reserve for such musical luminaries as John Laws and Sir Robert Helpmann.

A couple of songs is all that's needed to know if I think there's something there worth listening to in the future. There wasn't and there isn't.

bjork blows.

 

[half]

so in other words, you've heard the one song everyone else has heard. lol

you are such an amateur, buckaroo

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Did you read the posting?

Why would I drink from that well again when the water was obviously pissed in?

Sometimes halfy, you are really quite stupid.

 

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Ok... My post seems to have f**ked up severely there and I can't edit it :lol:

 

[half]

bjork is more than one well. she is many wells btw

 

[Godz Illa]

I'd like to lend my considerable uber-cool street cred to half's cause. Bjork is cool. Her new album is called Medulla. That's latin for core, which says it all really. I will be buying it, so, quite clearly, you should too.

 

[Godz Illa]

Double post. Bjork, who is always original and never repeats herself, would be disappointed in me.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

bjork is more than one well. she is many wells btw

And they're all full of piss.

Didn't anyone tell you that drinking piss isn't good for you?