Some songs are so bad they are insulting. The rubbish “new” “song” by dubious rock (star? no, personality? no, artist? f*ck no) person Kid Rock manages that feat through sheer laziness and ineptitude.
Ineptitude: the dude can’t sing. Even after his vocal is pro-tooled beyond recognition it still sounds like bad karaoke.
Laziness: sampling one or two riffs I don’t mind all that much, even if one of them is possibly the most easily recognisable snippet of music of all time. But to rhyme the word things with the word things is just brazen.
Some other words that rhyme with things:
Sings, rings, brings, kings, stings, wings, strings, springs, flings, clings, insultings
Pamela was right.
Ineptitude: the dude can’t sing. Even after his vocal is pro-tooled beyond recognition it still sounds like bad karaoke.
Laziness: sampling one or two riffs I don’t mind all that much, even if one of them is possibly the most easily recognisable snippet of music of all time. But to rhyme the word things with the word things is just brazen.
Some other words that rhyme with things:
Sings, rings, brings, kings, stings, wings, strings, springs, flings, clings, insultings
Pamela was right.
