Things That Happen EVERY Year

[SpaceMonkey]

A bunch of freakishly talented Kiwi youngsters burst onto the scene. Somehow the Warriors have managed to miss signing ANY of them.

NZ vs Australia test shapes up to be a ripper of a game until half the NZ side withdraws due to injury/suspension. The Kiwis duly play a side full of out-of position rookies, and get belted.

The NZ test side has about 20 world-class forwards to choose from, but no stand-off or fullback.

 

[Knightmare]

* Gus calls the Roosters "the champions"
* Cronulla don't win the Premiership
* Pat Smith comes out at the start of the season saying Rugby league stinks and it's a dying game
* Pat Smith is made to look like an arse clown by season's end
* The Broncos whinge about something
* Bulldogs fans get arrested
* Jason Stevens says 'that girl' is "just around the corner"
* Somebody yells "get 'em onside ref!"
* The Broncos change their jersey to a design even less resemblent of their traditional colours than the previous one.
* Ricky Stuart talks shite
* Wayne Bennett doesn't talk at all.

 

[Jamesy]

St George choke in the semis

Sharks don't even make the semis

 

[Bring it home Knights]

Hearing the phrase it's a long year 5000 times through out the course of a year.

 

[PB]

# Parra sign a 2nd string Bunny
# the Raiders sign an Eel or 10
# Parra sign a Saints second stringer
# the Tigers sign an Eel or 10

# The ARU try to make a big announcement on a big news day for rugby league

Then there are the weekly things...

# the Roosters whinge about the NRL
# Phil Gould whinges about everything but the roosters
# Rugby League supporters whinge about the Roosters
# Roosters supporters whinge about other supporters
# NRL does duck egg

 

[drake]

A koori boy is leading tryscorer. Well for the last 5 years at least.

Blacklock
Blacklock
Blacklock
Wesser
Roberts

And none of them wear sky blue at Origin time.
(Wesser for obvious reasons)

 

[brook]

A bunch of freakishly talented Kiwi youngsters burst onto the scene. Somehow the Warriors have managed to miss signing ANY of them.

:lol:

 

[Zack DLR]

the team leading the comp 3 weeks out from the finals is "not thinking about the finals", and rather is "just taking it one game at a time"

When they win the minor premiership, they then make a concerted effort to "not get complacent"

 

[The Colonel]

*The Sharks continue to leave the porch light on.

*Denis Fitzgerald pisses someone off with his comments BEFORE the Eels play them to get more of a crowd along and the Eels lose.

 

[Zack DLR]

Terry Hill/Paul Green is fit and recovered for the start of the season.

17 seconds into round 1 he is being carried off with his career in doubt.

 

[ledzep]

Johns gets a season ending injury

 

[League Freak™]

There are rumours of a League related "Sex tape" of some kind.

 

[Moffo]

Singleton threatens to take the CC to Union

 

[League Freak™]

Piggins threatens to take Souths back to Redfern.

 

[Zack DLR]

Jason Stevens gets through an entire season in which every television appearance he makes, and every interview he gives is centered around the fact that yes..he hasnt had sex in 10 years.

Its a fairly little known fact. Doesnt get much media attention.

 

[Dr Crane]

People suggest new finals systems.

 

[xwizit]

People suggest new finals systems.

aint that the truth

 

[League Freak™]

St George/Illawarra get "Robbed" somehow in a finals game. Just ask their fans.

 

[Knightmare]

To be precise, Stevo has been waiting 8 years. (in his book he says he had his first root when he was 20, 11 years ago now, and he didn't give up the game until he was 23).

 

[Jake the snake]

Dogs Choke in another Semi.