things you thought you knew when you were a kid

[Forum Idiot]

i was just thinking of what i believed when i was an innocent young child.
i was always amazed at how the sun managed to stay out an extra hour at daylight savings time. i didnt realise that everyone just changed their clocks.
i also used to think that the act of sex was performed via the belly-buttons.
i also was certain that there was a god, a devil, a heaven and a hell. now im not so sure..
another one was that i didnt know there was a universe. i thought that the only thing after this planet was heaven and that the sun and the moon were both in our sky and not in space.
i also thought that fat cat was out to kill me.

 

[Choppies]

Fat Cat probably was out to kill you
I always thought that there was only one Video store in the whole world
that there was a city under my old house

 

[Alba]

my dad used to lie to me and tell me that the moon was broken and he used to fix it thats why it was full...he said he climbed a big ladder and one day he will take me but he lied to me :evil:


oh and if u eat in the bathroom u wil get a hole in ur stomach .... #-o

 

[madunit]

I believed that there was a God, and then I figured out that religion is bullshit story.
I believed that Humula was known by more people than those living in it.
I believed I would be famous one day

 

[Forum Idiot]

:lol: what about the timeless classic " your face will stay like that if the wind changes." :lol: that sure stopped me from pulling funny faces.
my dad was also into spinning shit to me, TB. he used to warn me of "yowies"

 

[madunit]

My dad was a yowie.

 

[Raider_69]

i thought that planes stoped for red lights :? :lol:

 

[That Guy]

When a was a wee tike, my mum told me if I sucked my thumb too much it would fall off.




How dare she decieve me like that!

 

[Forum Idiot]

i also used to jump into my bed from about a meter away to avoid getting grabbed by the big bad wolf from under my bed.

 

[Phillips]

i used think that the devil lived under my bed :x i would never look under it at night and would have my parents in my room untill i was asleep #-o

 

[Knightmare]

I thought that people never grew up- that babies stayed babies, kids stayed kids and adults stayed adults forever! :lol:
I also thought Thomas the Tank Engine was real, and I wanted to be James's driver one day!

 

[***MH***]

i always thought that if you ate watermelon seeds, that those seeds would grow inside your tummy and ya'd explode

 

[Forum Idiot]

i thought the news readers were IN my television and id always go around the back to find them.

 

[xXSANDYXx]

i thought there was a tooth fairy and i used to set up traps :roll:

 

[***MH***]

i thought there was a tooth fairy and i used to set up traps :roll:

i was told that when a bell rings an angel gets it's wings... then i found that when a mouse trap snaps, an angel's set on fire! :twisted:

 

[Machiavelli]

I actually thought that America was the strongest and most influential country in the world and that all they wanted was supremem control over the rest of the world.

I still believe this.

 

[MysteryGirl]

Maybe you'll grow out of it! :lol:

I used to believe that real princesses could feel a marble under their mattress. I knew the story had a pea in it but that didn't make sense to me cuz it would get squished.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I used to think babies came from people kissig :?

 

[Twizzle]

i also used to jump into my bed from about a meter away to avoid getting grabbed by the big bad wolf from under my bed.

That was probably a big bad Madunit.

 

[Andy]

I used to think the Play School hosts were sleeping with each other. I stll do.

I used to think my dad was the strongest, toughest man in the world. I'm stronger and tougher than him now, so I guess the title belongs to me :lol:

I used to think that if you dug deep enough, you'd get to China... I tried too.