This or that?

[MKEB...]

ps

stout or lager

 

[Rhino_NQ]

stout

chicken parmy or nachos counter meal?

 

[Pugzley]

Nachos.

Pub meals or restaurant meals?

 

[muzby]

pub meals, hold the chips.



naked dinner with your worst enemy or tongue kissing a homeless guy?

 

[urban eel]

Naked dinner.

Pierced nipple or prince Albert?

 

[muzby]

nipple. i don't fancy pissing on the shoes of the two blokes either side of me at the urinal..




punching john butler in the face or kicking jared leto in the arse?

 

[urban eel]

Leto.

Listening to a 9 hour John Butler solo. Or watching every f**king lame flick jLeto has acted in(excluding fight club)

 

[Pugzley]

Punching john butler. He has a more punchable face.

Getting hit in the nuts or getting hit in the knees with a thrown ball peen hammer?

 

[Pugzley]

Leto.

Listening to a 9 hour John Butler solo. Or watching every f**king lame flick jLeto has acted in(excluding fight club)

9 hour session.

Not in the face or back to the face?

 

[muzby]

Punching john butler. He has a more punchable face.

Getting hit in the nuts or getting hit in the knees with a thrown ball peen hammer?

nuts, you'd recover quicker.

9 hour session.

Not in the face or back to the face?

back to the face. i guess. not really sure what you mean there..





pushing a hipster into a smelly canal or living like a homeless man for a night?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

hipster, multiple times

leatherface or mike myers?

 

[muzby]

leather face. i f**king hate austin powers (yes, i know. different mike..)


dragging an old lady out of a house fire or catching a baby that was about to go over a waterfall?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

baby I guess, got more years to go

almonds or cashews?

 

[muzby]

almonds. cashews just look like a little penis.




your sister announcing she is marrying bunniesman or your girlfriend announcing she is gay?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

gf, can always find another one and wont have BM in your family for the rest of your life

nurse or school girl?

 

[muzby]

nurse. i don't want to risk ending up in jail. mind you, i picked up a nurse one night. asked her to put on the uniform. she was a theatre nurse. she wore scrubs.




risking your life chasing a $2 coin into traffic or trying to pick pocket a bikie?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i'd just knock the bikie out but not everyone is me

dawn of the dead or 28 days later?

 

[Bazzi]

28 Days Later

Marry the perfect girl and die at 55, or marry a below average girl and die at 80?

 

[Bulldog Force]

If the below average girl can cook, clean and bear my children, she'll do! Looks fade...

Inner-city apartment or suburban home?

 

[muzby]

suburban home. it's nice to have land you can call your own. and not having neighbours living above your roof is a bonus.




being chased by a pack of rabid wild dogs down dark deserted streets in a back part of a major USA city with no-one around to help you, or being chased through a deserted multi-level carpark by 13 deranged clowns?