Fine, I'll answer my own - LED.
Euro Soccer - Spanish La Liga or Italian Serie A?
Entourage.
Under Amour or Fila?
porsche.
having someone fart directly into your full beer glass, or having your nose stuck in someone's armpit on the train?
free pr0n.
finding out the chick you picked up was your 2nd cousin, or being falsely convicted of being a drug dealer?
Homer Simpson.
Being anally molested twenty-seven times in 4 hours by Schappelle Corby's grandmother, or new Simpsons?
The New Simpsons.
Elmo or Godzilla?