Time for Parra to relocate

[Mark Rudd]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that they need to maove to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing crowds. Sponsors leaving in droves. Massive debt. Junior numbers decreasing faster then a laxette through a budgie. Terribble parking. Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff. Tiolets that wont flush.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.


The Sunny Coast Eels. I like it.

 

[SaveTheChildren]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that they need to maove to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing crowds. Sponsors leaving in droves. Massive debt. Junior numbers decreasing faster then a laxette through a budgie. Terribble parking. Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff. Tiolets that wont flush.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.


The Sunny Coast Eels. I like it.

Excellent idea. League should pull out of Sydney altogether.

 

[Didgi]

Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff. Tiolets that wont flush.

So they're reasons to relocate? If my toilet stops working, should I relocate?

 

[AILD]

iceland.

 

[Loudstrat]

Mark should relocate to Callan Park.

 

[Evenflow]

Iceland maybe? As long as they take Fitzy as well.

 

[Evenflow]

iceland.

Missed it by that much :lol:

 

[Angry_eel]

We'll be alright. We have problems but alot of other clubs have way more problems.

 

[gong_eagle]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that they need to maove to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing crowds. Sponsors leaving in droves. Massive debt. Junior numbers decreasing faster then a laxette through a budgie. Terribble parking. Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff. Tiolets that wont flush.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.


The Sunny Coast Eels. I like it.

yep cheaper Hot dogs will have them flocking back :lol:

 

[SaveTheChildren]

yep cheaper Hot dogs will have them flocking back :lol:

Only if they improve the toilet facilities to facilitate the extra hot dog consumption.

 

[lockyrulz]

No one would want them. Same as no one wanted Balmain.

Just ditch them altogether.

Like Balmain.

 

[Loudstrat]

Good one Locky. In Queensland you don't have working toilets - unless you flush the whole state.

I'm still wondering which sponsors have left in droves? And more importantly, how fast does a laxette decrease if consumed by a budgie?

 

[lockyrulz]

Good one Locky.

Thanks, the support of toothless coin chucking inbreds means a lot.

In Queensland you don't have working toilets - unless you flush the whole state.

I'm sure the above statement made sense to someone, I sure hope I never meet them though.

I'm still wondering which sponsors have left in droves? And more importantly, how fast does a laxette decrease if consumed by a budgie?

Slow death eh? Cool my all time favourite!

 

[Loudstrat]

Thanks, the support of toothless coin chucking inbreds means a lot.

You'd be a virgin without 'em.

 

[Billythekid]

Troll thread i know, but no way should we relocate parra.

 

[lockyrulz]

You'd be a virgin without 'em.

I wouldn't let a parra fan touch me fullstop, the smell would never come out.

 

[God-King Dean]

iceland.

:lol:

 

[SaveTheChildren]

I wouldn't let a parra fan touch me fullstop, the smell would never come out.

We didn't require confirmation of your virginal status!

 

[lockyrulz]

Or of your geniusation.

That we get on a daily basis

 

[gong_eagle]

I wouldn't let a parra fan touch me fullstop, the smell would never come out.

reminds me of the Seinfeld episode The Smelly Car :lol: