Time for Parra to relocate

[lockyrulz]

No, I don't have a spare. Not one small enough for you anyway, and none with an instruction manual.

If it resembles yours it wouldn't need much of an instruction manual.

"Congratulations on purchasing a 'loudstrat' model brain. This 'quality' (sic) product will provide minutes of low level thought processes a day".

"Warning, this product is prone to over heating. Do not use for longer than 5 minutes at any one time".

"Warranty period is for 7 days, will be null and void if any mathematics exceeding year 3 level or the conceptualisation of events that occurred after 1985 is attempted".

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Get rid of Cronulla first.

 

[Loudstrat]

If it resembles yours it wouldn't need much of an instruction manual.

"Congratulations on purchasing a 'loudstrat' model brain. This 'quality' (sic) product will provide minutes of low level thought processes a day".

"Warning, this product is prone to over heating. Do not use for longer than 5 minutes at any one time".

"Warranty period is for 7 days, will be null and void if any mathematics exceeding year 3 level or the conceptualisation of events that occurred after 1985 is attempted".

I see you have been using one for quite a while :lol:

 

[Jason Maher]

If it resembles yours it wouldn't need much of an instruction manual.

"Congratulations on purchasing a 'loudstrat' model brain. This 'quality' (sic) product will provide minutes of low level thought processes a day".

"Warning, this product is prone to over heating. Do not use for longer than 5 minutes at any one time".

"Warranty period is for 7 days, will be null and void if any mathematics exceeding year 3 level or the conceptualisation of events that occurred after 1985 is attempted".

You are actually quite an amusing poster - just not in the way you intend.

 

[big boppa eel]

Loudstrat why dont you ever post in the Parra forum?

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

Good one Locky. In Queensland you don't have working toilets - unless you flush the whole state.

I'm still wondering which sponsors have left in droves? And more importantly, how fast does a laxette decrease if consumed by a budgie?

come on

the club is a mess

in a city with 10 teams, whatever, one has to fall on its ass.

just thought it would be cronulla. was hoping for the roosters. but it could well be parra and beleive me, as sad as i am, thats kind of pathetic.

then fitzgerald was running it all, so its of no surprise. what a joke

fix it!! (and kill off cronulla or roosters).

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

another relocate thread, how original.

i hate parra more than anyone, but they will never merge, relocate or fold.

nor will any of the current sydney teams. we will expand, but not at the expense of a sydney club. instead of calling for mass relocations, lets work out ways to get more people to games.

sydney is well covered, and each team has hundreds of thousands of fans. crowds for sydney teams exceed pretty much all "rugby" clubs on earth, and they have the potential to be get bigger. all these people people wanting to relocate or move teams that have inspired thousands of local kids to play rugby league, it will never happen. i used to think the same way, but came to realise it would be detrimental to the future of or sport.

dont get me wrong, i am an expansionist at heart. i want a team in perth and southern nz asap, and believe that the game would be best served by giving these cities a nrl team, but not at the expense of a current sydney club.

next!

you're a tool

each sydney team does not have 100,000's of fans.

where are they?

if they did, they would all be averaging 30k+.

No, my friend. Sydney clubs have 100,000 fans ALL UP!

Its time to take off the rose tinted glasses.

The apathetic populace must be enticed. But it wont happen. The stadiums are terribly wanting, the transport system hopeless and the tradition of rl in tatters.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

You have a pot plant?

Wow you must be the envy of your neighbourhood lol

hows the slums anyway, loudrat?

 

[Loudstrat]

.... as sad as i am, thats kind of pathetic.

Here here.

 

[Jason Maher]

you're a tool

each sydney team does not have 100,000's of fans.

where are they?

if they did, they would all be averaging 30k+.

No, my friend. Sydney clubs have 100,000 fans ALL UP!

Its time to take off the rose tinted glasses.

The apathetic populace must be enticed. But it wont happen. The stadiums are terribly wanting, the transport system hopeless and the tradition of rl in tatters.

I suppose you get a few points for trying...

 

[Loudstrat]

Love the bit where Parra should be averaging 30k when PS holds 20k :lol:

I'm sure he got merit awards at school for breathing.

 

[Kelly Patrol]

Sydney Clubs are generally poorly structured, badly run messes. Sharks to the Central Coast. Eels to Perth.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

I suppose you get a few points for trying...

i suppose you lose a few teams for being hopeless.

your joke town, with joke teams.

barely anyone supports them, come on!

I'll give it to you that they are mildy supported, but nothing more. There's too many of them.

Parra is a disaster.

You need all the points you can get, because the reality is grim. and people laugh at you.

after the broncos, i'm starting to appreciate and enjoy afl, given the hopeless image of sydney teams.

its that bad....and look, everyone thinks so, apart from a few core supporters on these forums. You guys really need to wake up and go mainstream again. its a boutique sport in sydney. in boutique stadia usually, with old fashioned ideals, sorely out of place in this day and age.

the bulldogs recent sponsorship wrangle is evidence of this.....telstra have a contract and its all striaghtforward and the nrl can veto any sponsorship thats in breach, but they continue to have a whinge.

its all a big laugh.

You dont get any points for dying either mate...so crawl back into your corner.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

Love the bit where Parra should be averaging 30k when PS holds 20k :lol:

I'm sure he got merit awards at school for breathing.

I love the bit where parra are losing 9mil a year.

Look. I watch the game on a 55 inch plasma, with home theater.....i love it....but guess what loser-boy-wonder....i also have a broncos membership, and every home game....guess where i am? There. Watching live.

Where the fk are you? And where are all the parra supporters?

Not supporting.

The WHOLE rl part of that city stinks. And i was in sydney 1 month ago....its STILL a hole, and gets older and older and more decrepit each time i visit. Its filthy

In fact, being travelled, i can tell you its one of the more filthy cities on the planet....no wonder no one goes anywhere.

But you loudrat, you're intellect is so wanting, you'd think sydney was great, and its mediocre teams brilliant. Then again, your gf is attached to your arm.

 

[Dragon_psa]

Plasmas don't come in 55 inch dropkick. 50 inch? Yep. 58 inch? Indeed. If you're watching the footy on a 55 inch, that would be an LCD.

Just so you know btw, Parra Stadium was pretty much filled to capacity last Friday, albeit with a healthy number of Saints supoorters. I'm sure you're aware of who Saints are? You know - the same team who sodomised your team up at Suncorp a week before...

If any Sydney teams are going to be relocated, then the Sharks would go before the Eels ever would.

 

[hutch]

you're a tool

each sydney team does not have 100,000's of fans.

where are they?

if they did, they would all be averaging 30k+.

No, my friend. Sydney clubs have 100,000 fans ALL UP!

Its time to take off the rose tinted glasses.

The apathetic populace must be enticed. But it wont happen. The stadiums are terribly wanting, the transport system hopeless and the tradition of rl in tatters.

mate you're the tool who has shown that you know f*ck all about rugby league and how sport is run in general. you lose a sydney team, you lose hundreds of thousands of rugby league supporters. its as simple as that. yes, we need to find ways to get more bums on seats, but you have shown that you know nothing about this city and how it works. rugby league is by far and away the number 1 sport by that far its not funny, all is not rosy but all is not doom and gloom either.

you're entitled to your opinion, and you're obviously going to stick by it which is fair enough, but you are wrong. we will see who is right in years to come!

 

[hutch]

The WHOLE rl part of that city stinks. And i was in sydney 1 month ago....its STILL a hole, and gets older and older and more decrepit each time i visit. Its filthy

In fact, being travelled, i can tell you its one of the more filthy cities on the planet....no wonder no one goes anywhere.

well i have travelled around the world many times as well, and i can tell you that sydney is one of the cleanest cities on earth, so you have lost all credibility right there. you can also speak to the millions of tourists who visit here every year, im sure they will tell you a similar story. as i said, you are entitled to your opinion, which is pure bias, but your opinion is wrong.

 

[Bluebags1908]

I love the bit where parra are losing 9mil a year.

Look. I watch the game on a 55 inch plasma, with home theater.....i love it....but guess what loser-boy-wonder....i also have a broncos membership, and every home game....guess where i am? There. Watching live.

Where the fk are you? And where are all the parra supporters?

Not supporting.

The WHOLE rl part of that city stinks. And i was in sydney 1 month ago....its STILL a hole, and gets older and older and more decrepit each time i visit. Its filthy

In fact, being travelled, i can tell you its one of the more filthy cities on the planet....no wonder no one goes anywhere.

But you loudrat, you're intellect is so wanting, you'd think sydney was great, and its mediocre teams brilliant. Then again, your gf is attached to your arm.

Oh dear, another Queenslander that just wants to put the knife into Sydney. I can feel the jealousy coming out of your posts every time.

Boutique sport in Sydney hey? ** NEWS FLASH ** Without Sydney, Rugby League in Australia would be DEAD. That's a fact.

Sure, you are a parochial Queenslander and that's far enough - and I wont stoop to your low level by bagging Brisbane (not that I want to anyway) -but to bag Sydney about anything and everything when you know f**k all is pretty low.

I have travelled the world and can tell you Sydney is one of the cleanest places around.

I think it's about time you retire your dribble from these forums and in the process raise the overall IQ of the forums by 100%.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

well i have travelled around the world many times as well, and i can tell you that sydney is one of the cleanest cities on earth, so you have lost all credibility right there. you can also speak to the millions of tourists who visit here every year, im sure they will tell you a similar story. as i said, you are entitled to your opinion, which is pure bias, but your opinion is wrong.

thankyou

link to my 55 inch plasma, you fool. read it and weep.

ohhh, bought it before plasmas were mainstream, and they dont sell it in australia anymore, but note the price tag....your yearly salary probably....btw, the price is in american dollars....i believe the size says 55 inches on the page....

http://www.yamaha.com/yec/products/...200072&CTID=5001500&RLTID=1505&DETYP=RELATION

indeed we are all entitled to our opinion. sometimes, you'll just have to admit it, my opinion counts a little more than yours.

you won't lose 100,000 of thousands of fans....rl doesnt have that many that care in sydney


oh btw...i think i've pulled back some 'credibility'

you guys know nothing.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

Oh dear, another Queenslander that just wants to put the knife into Sydney. I can feel the jealousy coming out of your posts every time.

Boutique sport in Sydney hey? ** NEWS FLASH ** Without Sydney, Rugby League in Australia would be DEAD. That's a fact.

Sure, you are a parochial Queenslander and that's far enough - and I wont stoop to your low level by bagging Brisbane (not that I want to anyway) -but to bag Sydney about anything and everything when you know f**k all is pretty low.

I have travelled the world and can tell you Sydney is one of the cleanest places around.

I think it's about time you retire your dribble from these forums and in the process raise the overall IQ of the forums by 100%.

sometimes, one would have loved rl to have come to melbourne first....

yes, sydney, the world class city that the majority of tourists in a recent survey said they would only visit once...

LOL!

come on sydney, you can do better than that.