Time for Parra to relocate

[proto]

the teams that need to move are either souths or cronulla

the only reason the eels get talked up is because Fitzy comes out in the press with all their problems, most other teams are as bad if not worse off than Eels

 

[Didgi]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that they need to maove to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing crowds. Sponsors leaving in droves. Massive debt. Junior numbers decreasing faster then a laxette through a budgie. Terribble parking. Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff. Tiolets that wont flush.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.


The Sunny Coast Eels. I like it.

At Dairy Farmers one of the hinges on a gate is broken, a tiny part of the car park has been ripped up and a tree has died.

Definitely relocation time.

 

[planeteels]

At Dairy Farmers one of the hinges on a gate is broken, a tiny part of the car park has been ripped up and a tree has died.

Definitely relocation time.

Going on Marks theory.. and with regards Dairy Farmers' problems.. I think Premier Bligh needs to declare a State of Emergency and get the Troops in from Townsville to relocate the Cowboys to Christmas Island..

 

[proto]

lol the toilets at shark park are terrible

TEAR IT DOOOOOOOOOOWN

 

[Billythekid]

the teams that need to move are either souths or cronulla

The only reason ANY Sydney team should be relocated or gotten rid of is if they go broke and there is no sign of things improving. Even then if they have a massive junior base it may still be in the NRL's best interest to help prop them up.

With souths explosion in season ticket holders and large junior numbers i don't see how people are still talking about them being relocated.

The only club i see not having a definite future is the sharks, however since i have no real idea about their finances it's hard to say for sure.

 

[Didgi]

Going on Marks theory.. and with regards Dairy Farmers' problems.. I think Premier Bligh needs to declare a State of Emergency and get the Troops in from Townsville to relocate the Cowboys to Christmas Island..

A special operations team is being set up as we speak. http://www.news.com/dairyfarmersisash*tholeandneedstoberescued/specialoperationsteam

No, the troops wont go, the pies sold at the canteen aren't Mannings Pies, they're Coles Brand.

And the toilet paper is only 2 ply, not 3.