So let me see this Slammiversary Card...
TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Sting vs. Bully Ray (c)
If Sting loses, he can no longer challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship again.
Well, good? Does that title really mean so much to a 50+ year old guy? I know it's the crown jewel of his new home and all but gee there are worse things that can happen to Sting.
I'm sure this will be a solid sports entertainment-y brawl.
Not really a MotY contender, but one of those matches that needs to happen given the build.
AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle
Gee, how many times have we seen this match? I'm sure people will love it but I've never been a fan of Angle's style of match and despite AJ doing his best Sting impression I don't see how this edition will be anything beyond their previous 10 or so matches.
TNA Four Way Tag Team Elimination Championship Match
James Storm & a Mystery Partner vs. Bad Influence vs. Bobby Roode and Austin Aries vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. & Hernandez (c)
This should be fun.
Any word on who Storm's partner will be?
TNA TV Championship Match
Joseph Parks vs. Devon (c)
Hopefully we get our pay off of this whole Parks angle. It's been a fun ride - much better than it had any right to be but it's time to move on. Devon as a TV Champion has been an after-thought so hopefully Parks wins and the likes of Wes Brisco and such get involved.
TNA X Division Championship Ultimate X Match
Chris Sabin vs. TBA vs. Kenny King (c)
Haven't been a fan of Sabin waltzing straight into championship calculations and really don't like them making a stip. match right away. Hopefully Sabin just gets through the match.
Taryn Terrell vs. Gail Kim
I said it once, I'll say it again, why is TNA pushing Terrell for?! For a company that actually cares about their women's division, TNA sure does a terrible job picking who receives the spotlight.