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Todd Carney

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If the pie business fails because he gets drunk one night and starts peeing on his fresh cooked pies, then he can still become the Tattoo Man at Luna Park!
 

NrlVader

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How many pies would he need to sell in Bali to make ends meet?

Only way I can see to make it work if he gets his mate Schapelle Corby to import the ingredients for him.

carney_corby_19tj5ap-19tj5au.jpg
 

Pedge1971

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Dumber than a Perth schoolie. Will buy paracetamol off the wrong bloke and end up selling his pie business as a bribe.....
 
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I am surprised that he hasn't got any tattoos on his face. That is the only free space left on his body. He'd have to get them on his face if he is serious in becoming the circus freak Tattoo Man at Luna Park.
 
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I am surprised that he hasn't got any tattoos on his face. That is the only free space left on his body. He'd have to get them on his face if he is serious in becoming the circus freak Tattoo Man at Luna Park.

On the other hand, if Todd Carney was to convert to Judaism, he would be eligible to produce kosher pies. Carney's Kosher Pies has a nice ring about it. It would be especially unique in Bali, where Australian Jewish rugby league players are omnipresent.
 

davi

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Todd Carney headed to UK Superleague with the Salford Red Devils if they can get the Visa sorted. But he won't be playing NRL football which is what he really wanted.

"Ex-NRL bad boy Todd Carney has found a new side, with Salford Red Devils in Manchester confident they can secure a UK visa for him.

Carney was a free agent after being released by Catalan Dragons from the last two years of his contract in October.

Yorkshire club Huddersfield were knocked back when they applied for a visa for Carney eight years ago, but Salford owner Marwan Koukash says the club has heard positive things.

“The visa situation is not in our hands, it’s up to the Home Office, but the fact that he came into the country when he was playing for Cataland and he hasn’t been in any trouble over the last two or three years puts in a good position,” Koukash told the AAP.

“We’ve taken advice and we’re fairly confident that we’ll be okay.

“Hopefully he’ll be here within a couple of weeks.”

Carney has previously played for Canberra, Sydney Roosters and Cronulla, with all three tenures ending in controversy."

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/nrl/news/todd-carney-finds-new-team/?station=sydney
 

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