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JJ

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You don't want to point out how Peter Siddle, Sean Marsh, Mitch Marsh are better than NSW players?

Cummins? Could ask the same question about Shane Bond in tests ;-)

M Marsh has big levers and toys, S Marsh looks fantastic, and Siddle is a whole-hearted competitor (the Thurston of league??)

Haven't heard similar about the NSW players - but seriously, how can anyone be better than M Marsh - he has all the toys, and NO ground can hold him
 

ANTiLAG

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M Marsh has big levers and toys, S Marsh looks fantastic, and Siddle is a whole-hearted competitor (the Thurston of league??)

Haven't heard similar about the NSW players - but seriously, how can anyone be better than M Marsh - he has all the toys, and NO ground can hold him

Marsh is a chump.

Faulkner and Hendriques must be spitting tacks.

Watson must be like "I was retired mid series for this guy?"
 

ANTiLAG

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You don't want to point out how Peter Siddle, Sean Marsh, Mitch Marsh are better than NSW players?

Cummins? Could ask the same question about Shane Bond in tests ;-)

I wonder odds the TAB would give for Cummins to play more tests than Bond.

He's 22 now.

Gotta say Bond's 18 tests are looking the favourite.
 

TheParraboy

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M Marsh has big levers and toys, S Marsh looks fantastic, and Siddle is a whole-hearted competitor (the Thurston of league??)

Haven't heard similar about the NSW players - but seriously, how can anyone be better than M Marsh - he has all the toys, and NO ground can hold him

:lol:
 

TheParraboy

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I wonder odds the TAB would give for Cummins to play more tests than Bond.

He's 22 now.

Gotta say Bond's 18 tests are looking the favourite.



Id be putting it on Cummins, still has well over 10 years, and will have a far better test record that the kiwi 007 in tests, wether he plays 6 or 60 tests :cool:
 

JJ

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Dropping S Marsh is a ridiculous decision
THERE HAS TO BE AN ENQUIRY!!!!
 
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JJ

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Rightly so

We've looked at him for about 5 years and he's been crap, judging him by his one innings on a flat deck against a pedestrian attack would have been poor from form the selectors.

Now we just need to get rid of Sids.

To be fair though, Khawaja and Burns are being judged on two innings on possibly flatter decks (certainly Perth was), against a very underdone attack
 

Tommy Smith

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Another Aussie pitch, another road.

They'd have to be the worst pitches in the world atm. And to think they were the best 20 years ago.

This is why Australia struggle immensely overseas. They go from batting paradise to spin, movement and swing and look like absolute muppets to a man.
 

ANTiLAG

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Another Aussie pitch, another road.

They'd have to be the worst pitches in the world atm. And to think they were the best 20 years ago.

This is why Australia struggle immensely overseas. They go from batting paradise to spin, movement and swing and look like absolute muppets to a man.

Australian cricket fans are like Indian cricket fans and that means the pitches must ensure that the home side has very little chance of being beaten. Which is fair enough. Home advantage and all that. Can be taken to extremes at times like India for South Africa this year.

Australia formula: fast, bounce but true bounce, and flat, no movement. Australia can afford to bury about 5 seamers a year on its road pitches. They have so many fast bowlers. So they have no qualms about burying Rhino, Johnson, Pattinson, Bird, Bollinger, Starc, Siddle, Lee and whoever else post Stuart Clarke. Might even bury Cummins one day.

India: a choice of a roads for its batting line up to flex its muscle through to day 1 turners if the opposition do not have good spinners so Jadeja, Aswin and Mishra can flex their mucles.

English pitches give any side with nibblers and swing bowlers a chance. But most often India and Sri Lanka do not. And Pakistan sometimes has them banned or dropped. Imprisoned. But a good foreign seam attack has a chance in England. The question becomes canvisiting batsmen handle it.
 
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typicalfan

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Another Aussie pitch, another road.

They'd have to be the worst pitches in the world atm. And to think they were the best 20 years ago.

This is why Australia struggle immensely overseas. They go from batting paradise to spin, movement and swing and look like absolute muppets to a man.

Who are the better team abroad Australia or England?
 

JJ

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Another Aussie pitch, another road.

They'd have to be the worst pitches in the world atm. And to think they were the best 20 years ago.

This is why Australia struggle immensely overseas. They go from batting paradise to spin, movement and swing and look like absolute muppets to a man.

Agree 100%, and yet they still go on with that age old myth that each road has it's own character :lol:

Concerns over the pink ball forced some grass at Adelaide, that aside it's just rubbish - suddenly Khawaja, Burns and S Marsh look like World class players - Ross Taylor has been in abysmal form and now holds the record for the highest score by a visiting test player...

Worry is NZ pitches moved that way for a bit, our climate is more English, we should continue to embrace green
 

ANTiLAG

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Worry is NZ pitches moved that way for a bit, our climate is more English, we should continue to embrace green

When India toured in 2014 and Sri Lanka last year? That was sooo deliberate.

Straight out of the Australian text book. You have no decent seamers, so we will take your spinners out of the game. Tim and Trent will find some swing but there will be no gifts comming from the pitch.

Very smart.
 

Twizzle

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Another Aussie pitch, another road.

They'd have to be the worst pitches in the world atm. And to think they were the best 20 years ago.

This is why Australia struggle immensely overseas. They go from batting paradise to spin, movement and swing and look like absolute muppets to a man.

Completely agree Tommy and its a huge problem that our officials just cant seem to see this.

We really are shooting ourselves ion the foot with these ridiculous pitches that we prepare especially the drop ins
 

Twizzle

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Australian cricket fans are like Indian cricket fans and that means the pitches must ensure that the home side has very little chance of being beaten. Which is fair enough. Home advantage and all that. Can be taken to extremes at times like India for South Africa this year.

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generalising much ?

seriously I thought you were a bit smarter than that, you do know the fans don't prepare the pitches

further, not too many fans support our playing on roads, if you ever get on other cricket forums you will see that Aussies have pretty much had enough of playing well on highways and being crap when we play away

what most of us want to see is competition between bat and ball and a good test match, thats what its all about
 

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