Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Misanthrope]

Bunnings sounds much better than the stereotypical shopping mall.

I've always thought my parents' place in the mountains would be a good spot. Barbed wire fencing all around it, self sufficient in terms of water and vegetables/fruit, and the place already has a number of guns, bows and arrows, and swords on site.

All we'd need to do is find a source of protein (neighbours are all cattle and sheep farmers though, so not too difficult) and replace the large, plate glass windows with something more sturdy.

 

[Apey]

Infiltrate their ranks, make sweet, sweet corpse love to their highest ranking female, and bring them down from the inside guns a blazing.

 

[Misanthrope]

Infiltrate their ranks, make sweet, sweet corpse love to their highest ranking female, and bring them down from the inside guns a blazing.

 

[umina panther]

I like Rapey's option but failing that i'd be on a boat, zombies can't swim and fish are easy to catch

 

[Dragon2010]

I like Rapey's option but failing that i'd be on a boat, zombies can't swim and fish are easy to catch

Here's hoping scuba zombies don't exist.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

think the only thing bunnings is missing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse is a usable roof you can occupy and cause destruction from (like the shopping mall in dawn of the dead).

With the amount of stuff in there if you have limited weapons/ammo you can build a range of trebuchet and slingshots that wuld do some serious damage to the crowd trying to bang down the door outside. Can imagine what a bbq flying at nearly 100 k's an hour can do to a dense crowd.

If the no swimming sterotype is correct then populating an island would be good but only works in places like the gold coast where there are a number of small ones very close to the city and is pretty easy getting around the canals to go on runs with. IF you had a decent supply of ammo and they were attracted to noise like the films then floating at a safe range and letting off some air horns and mowing them down as they came to the waters edge would be a pretty easy way to do some culling

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm loathe to bring up One Direction, but saw today one of its members (who was raised Muslim) had the audacity to post #FreePalestine.

He has since received a bunch of death threats from butthurt Jewish kids who I'd imagine are not in Israel, but living safe and sound in the US or the UK.

Seriously, I had to defend a One Direction member today. Sort your shit out, internet.

 

[Dragon2010]

How can you free that which does not exist?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Infiltrate their ranks, make sweet, sweet corpse love to their highest ranking female, and bring them down from the inside guns a blazing.

Best idea ever.

I like Rapey's option but failing that i'd be on a boat, zombies can't swim and fish are easy to catch

That's a good idea.

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The Bunnings idea works. I like your idea too, Bushy. You can build a perimeter fence to keep the zombies out too.

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Serious discussion - what do people think of this guy? He's a bit crackpot-ish, but his peak oil analysis is interesting. I know he's a nutter on 9/11 stuff, so you don't need to mention it.

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[Misanthrope]

How can you free that which does not exist?

I assume you're joking.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

How can you free that which does not exist?

I assume you're joking.

 

[Dragon2010]

I assume you're joking.

Clearly.

 

[Misanthrope]

Clearly.

SGLC is clearly bored. Let's fight anyway.

 

[muzby]

jelly wrestle?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Pillow fight

 

[butchmcdick]

This needs more bdos, jimbo and millers

 

[Apey]

Yes.

Yes...

Exactly what it needs.

 

[thorson1987]

This needs more bdos, jimbo and millers

Don't forget Cerb, FOTM and Lynoman.

 

[muzby]

so i gave up earning $80 for 2 hours work tonight so i could spend more time on my assignment, which is due on friday..


i also opened a bottle of wine when i got home and have started drinking that as i study. not helping.

i have also spent the last 30 minutes surfing the net...

i hate it when my split personality "lord procratinator" takes over..

 

[muzby]

i have just spent the last 5 minutes perfecting my nicki minaj grunt, and am now just firing it off at random whilst on the computer..

mrs muzby doesn't seem impressed...