Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Dani]

I touch mine, frequently. So do other women. But not men. Why is this?

 

[Misanthrope]

18

Lame...

Me too!

 

[Twizzle]

15.

 

[umina panther]

12 or 13

 

[Drew-Sta]

17.

 

[Gas Panic!]

Regrettably, also 18.

 

[umina panther]

No sexytime till 17

 

[Gas Panic!]

But what a time it was!

 

[Dani]

I don't remember sexy times. I wonder if it's different now. Things have changed since my day.

 

[Misanthrope]

I was a late bloomer in all respects. Probably why I'm so loose these days.

First kiss - 16
First boobs - 18
First sex - 23

Makin' up for lost time.

 

[Gas Panic!]

Yep, 16/18/20 here.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't remember sexy times. I wonder if it's different now. Things have changed since my day.

We no longer actually touch one another physically. It's done entirely by emoticons and downloaded sound bytes.

 

[Dragon2010]

i was a late bloomer in all respects. Probably why i'm so loose these days.

First kiss - 16
first boobs - 18
first sex - 23

makin' up for lost time.

16/16/17

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I was a late bloomer in all respects. Probably why I'm so loose these days.

First kiss - 16
First boobs - 18
First sex - 23

Makin' up for lost time.

14 / 18 / two minutes later

 

[Dani]

We no longer actually touch one another physically. It's done entirely by emoticons and downloaded sound bytes.

And I still can't get any!

 

[RHCP]

I touch mine, frequently. So do other women. But not men. Why is this?

I touch my junk a lot, if that counts.

16/17/17

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I touch mine, frequently. So do other women. But not men. Why is this?

I hope these ladies ask for permission first.

 

[Dani]

They do not.

Was in Honey Birdette again on Thursday. They like my boobies in there

And apparently I have a good waist. :?

 

[Dragon2010]

They do not.

Was in Honey Birdette again on Thursday. They like my boobies in there

And apparently I have a good waist. :?

Here's a funny story.

I went into Industrie the other day to buy some jeans. I try a pair on and walk-out of the change room to show my step-brother. I notice the store attendant looking. When I pay for the jeans, she goes to me "You have a nice ass".

I just pretty much stood there, trying not to laugh. I had no idea what to say. :lol: I mean, really?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Why did you take a donkey shopping?