Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Dragon2010]

Why did you take a donkey shopping?

I'm lebanese. I needed a ride to/from the shops. You know, we don't ALL have the privilege of having cars.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

So it has 2 small dogs on it. Subwoofers....

I'll show myself out.

 

[Dragon2010]

So it has 2 small dogs on it. Subwoofers....

I'll show myself out.

Nah, bro. Like this. Best subs in the house.

 

[Misanthrope]

Fully sick, you leh!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

When you are in a chase does the other guy jump in a cab and yell stay on his ass! I'll show myself out as well

 

[Bazal]

i was a late bloomer in all respects. Probably why i'm so loose these days.

First kiss - 16
first boobs - 18
first sex - 23

makin' up for lost time.

13/15/16

 

[Misanthrope]

I have a mate who lost his virginity when he was 12 to an 11 year old.

f**ked up.

 

[Dragon2010]

Fully sick, you leh!

:lol: "Wallah cuzzy"

When you are in a chase does the other guy jump in a cab and yell stay on his ass! I'll show myself out as well

Nah, he jumps on his camel, dual hump. Fastest in the business.

I have a mate who lost his virginity when he was 12 to an 11 year old.

f**ked up.

I know someone like that. Guy was pretty messed up in the first place, so no surprises there. Oh, if it matters - he lost it to a guy. (He's bissexual).

 

[Misanthrope]

This guy is a very ordinary looking lad, but he lost his virginity to a girl who would go on to be quite attractive.

I remember everybody had a crush on her in high school, but she died when we were 15 (and she was 14) from unexpected heart failure.

 

[Bazal]

I knew people who were regularly having sex at 13/14. I could have but I always felt like it would ruin the relationship I had from then til 16. All those were the same girl btw. So maybe it worked a bit lol. Also didn't have sex again for maybe two years....

 

[Rhino_NQ]

14/not sure/19

 

[HowHigh]

Don't remember first kiss but 15 and 16 for the other two

 

[Rhino_NQ]

my first kiss was from a pretty cute chick out of pitty on my birthday, had nothing to do with the commencement of it she just found out somehow that i was yet to be touched and tapped me on the shoulder at an under 18 disco and planted me with one

 

[Joker's Wild]

13/15/15 here

Wasnt a whole lot of time between the last 2. One of my sisters friends who was 19 at the time

 

[umina panther]

Nice

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i managed to get through high school and schoolies week without any gash, also didn't manage to hook up with anyone that was in campus in 4.5 years of uni. Couldn't tune a radio

 

[Joker's Wild]

Contiki is your friend

If you fail to close the deal on a bus around Euro/US/NZ when the girl to guy ratio is upwards of 15 to 1 and alcohol is always present, then you need to trade in your man card

 

[Rhino_NQ]

succeeded in europe, got friendzoned deluxe in canada though

 

[Drew-Sta]

Contiki is your friend

If you fail to close the deal on a bus around Euro/US/NZ when the girl to guy ratio is upwards of 15 to 1 and alcohol is always present, then you need to trade in your man card

Exactly how does that work? Genuine curiosity here. I've heard stories that the guys basically do not work and the girls jump on. I thought they were exaggerated but it sounds like there might be some truth?

 

[Dutchy]

Ratio isn't 15:1.

But yes, Contiki is easy.