Uncle Eele's War Stories

[Eelementary]

:sarcasm: - when Eele farts in a lift...Around others...
:lol: - when Eele listens to his good mate Jimmah's advice
:? - when Eele realises that "The Shield" isn't actually about King Arthur at all...
- when Eele sees that he creates threads like these out of sheer boredom and people open it and contribute

 

[Timmah]

*contributes*

 

[Hallatia]

this thread is stupid, you are losing touch Eele

 

[Eelementary]

Maybe the fact you ignored the title of the four faces means that find it stupid because you cannot comprehend its sheer awesomeness.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

oh wow a multi talented ele....

 

[Eelementary]

That's MR. Talented Eele to you...








Let's be friends.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

ok ele i will allow that...

oops i mean MR Ele

 

[Eelementary]

:shock:

That actually worked...

Well, seeing as though we're friends now, you can drop the Mr. Because I'm just that kind of guy.


*Hopes that Dani is watching this act of kindness*

:sarcasm:

 

[Dani]

You don't need to prove your kindness to me.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

Lmfao ele....

Oh i see how it is...you befriend me so that dani whats to get to know you better??

Hmmmmmmm

 

[Eelementary]

Well, no...I befriended you because you're crazy satan! Who else can say, "I hung out with that crazy mofo Satan on the weekend...:lol:....What a crazy mofo!"



Also, Dani is my e-wife, so she should already like me...Although, things don't always go according to plan...:?

 

[Dani]

Nawww, i like ya!

 

[Eelementary]

So you're saying it did pan out as wanted?

Score!

 

[Dani]

Yeah.
I'm a lucky gal!

 

[DownUnder]

Well, no...I befriended you because you're crazy satan! Who else can say, "I hung out with that crazy mofo Satan on the weekend...:lol:....What a crazy mofo!"



Also, Dani is my e-wife, so she should already like me...Although, things don't always go according to plan...:?

:shock:

When did this happen?

 

[Eelementary]

As am I. Wait...No, yeah.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

Lmfao...i added a bit to my sig ele for ya....

 

[Eelementary]

You're a chick? Or is that me?

I can never tell anymore. That damned Internettings .

 

[Dani]

I married a girl? :?

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

Im a chick....thought i better clear that up...........